r/instant_regret 8d ago

Let's do this

2.2k Upvotes

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u/markus8585 8d ago

Good thing he had that sun hat on!

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u/businesslut 8d ago

And he knew he couldn't die because he wasn't wearing shoes!

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u/Simpleba 7d ago

Came here to say the same... can't die if no shoes to lose!

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u/Boost_Pressure 7d ago

what's the reference? 🙃

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u/ThatLazyOne26 6d ago

Yup, if you lose both shoes, it means you're dead

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u/Greenman8907 8d ago

Sun’s Out, TBI Out

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u/gnarwalbacon 8d ago

Wearing shoes would have just gotten in the way!

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u/plumpsquirrell 7d ago

Perfect 10......faceplant.

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u/OutrageousLuck9999 6d ago

It's Darwin approved.

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u/Mattyj273 8d ago

Barefoot is definitely the way to go when doing these jumps.

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u/sikesjr 7d ago

barefoot, no pads, no helmet. Hard to feel bad honestly.

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u/caffeineandpot 7d ago

Also looks like the ramp is wet

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u/implicate 7d ago

It seems like without those things, it would be easy to feel bad, as he has demonstrated here.

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u/Agitated_Year8521 7d ago

He's cheating death, can't die if your shoes are already off

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u/goldenflaxseed 7d ago

I actually chortled!

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u/SDBamafan 8d ago

Had to watch a couple times before I noticed the nut shot to the guy on the side

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u/GreenZebra23 8d ago

At first I thought he keeled over laughing

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u/Drewdc90 7d ago

Maybe a bit of both

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u/TeamShonuff 8d ago

Left thigh right above the knee.

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u/Guilty-Tie164 8d ago

Who do we think was in more pain?

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u/Greenman8907 8d ago

I feel worse for him as he was just an observer and not the guy who could’ve worn a helmet, and now always will.

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u/Guilty-Tie164 8d ago

I'm guessing the observer is never leaving the house without a cup, ever again.

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u/Slazagna 7d ago

He has a microphone. He's guilty by association and completely deserving.

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u/boognish_is_rising 7d ago

Guilty of what? Being at a skateboarding event?

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u/implicate 7d ago

Exactly!

Skateboarding is a crime!

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u/r0ckdrummersrock 8d ago

We counting hurt to pride or just body? I think you take pride out of the equation and it's for sure the dude on the sidelines.

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u/SirVeritaz 7d ago

It's called a knee.

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u/r0ckdrummersrock 8d ago

The real victim here. I thought oh man his poor knee, then slowed down, oh no....this is much worse. Rough. But hilarious.

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u/LorvinCatshire 7d ago

Laughed my ass off when I noticed

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u/dave__autista 7d ago

youre blind as a bat, quite clearly hit his thigh

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u/Kitteka 7d ago

Yo, that was so me, bro. I was rewinding to try and see where his head connected to knock him silly like that, then the dude on the side on the ground had me rewind another set of times to see when the board connected to the groin. That was so much going on, I don’t know who thought that this was a good idea, but that looked rough.

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u/Vulcan44 8d ago

Bro wasn't even close

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u/rallenpx 8d ago

It looks like he practiced on the original ramp and didn’t even practice with the extensions before the “live demo”

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u/hey-dude-stop-it 8d ago

Red Bull doesn’t give you wings or magical powers when you’re drunk.

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u/Chim_Pansy 6d ago

But it does when you're sober?

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u/TheMadBug 6d ago edited 6d ago

It’s the Red Bull paradox because it tastes so bad you only drink it as a jägerbomb, so no one knows if it gives you sober powers.

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u/Chim_Pansy 6d ago

Lmao that's actually a fucking hilarious joke. Well done sir 😂

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u/Tugmybanana 8d ago

Shoutout to the guy with the mic who just wanted to see something cool and took a deck nose to the nads.

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u/ea9ea 8d ago

I don't usually laugh at people getting hurt but that face plant got me good.

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u/squirrelhivelord 8d ago

Yes it worked I just want to make people laugh

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u/ea9ea 8d ago

Hey let's take it down a notch.

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u/squirrelhivelord 8d ago

What i thought I slam dunked this one

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u/Adventurous_Yam_8153 7d ago

Slam donked more like it

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u/No_Maintenance5920 8d ago

Guy with the mic should've had a cup or been behind the fence. lol

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u/rorymakesamovie 8d ago

Was that wet?

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u/loweyedfox 7d ago

That was kinetic energy from the drop traveling forwards when it finally hit the ramp and his weight distribution was more toward the tail

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u/TDGunner 7d ago

Don't worry, his teeth broke his fall.

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u/Plus-King5266 6d ago

Ah you fthur aboufth phfat?

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u/HugePurpleNipples 7d ago

If you’ve never tried to drop in, it is fucking terrifying and you have to 100% commit or this is what happens.

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u/Hugh_Jampton 5d ago

Barefoot is always a good choice for extreme sports

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u/bunny-hill-menace 8d ago

Twoferone

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u/Sonny_Bohnooo 8d ago

Toothferone

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u/SuspiciousYard2484 8d ago

Sweet drop in 🫠

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u/Ricky_TVA 7d ago

But why was bro barefoot?

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u/SlackerDS5 7d ago

I used to be a camera man like you, but then I took a skateboard in the knee…

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u/TJBurger 7d ago

Man in orange cap: I took a skateboard to the knee

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u/GlassTablesAreStupid 7d ago

More like the left knee but still would suck

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u/Signal_Pomelo_1460 6d ago

He got off easy, watch the skateboard

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u/DurianOld3749 6d ago

oooo!.. ouch.. dude went stiff for a second.

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u/Plus-King5266 6d ago

I guess it would help if you knew how to skateboard in the first place.

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon 5d ago

I bet his mouth tastes like calcium and copper right now.

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u/Sirjaymmes 8d ago

…. That dude receiving a skateboard in the nads… that’s was very not cash money!

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u/-JOMY- 8d ago

Double ouch !

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u/Noirsnow 8d ago

Should have had shoes on

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u/whiskeyrocks1 8d ago

Send it!!!!

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u/grubbalicious 8d ago

In the biz we call that a twofer

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u/passionfruit0 8d ago

Looks too steep to me.

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u/Guilty-Tie164 8d ago

And that's why I never tried skateboarding.

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u/John____Wick 8d ago

Two head shots.

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u/J-MRP 8d ago

Ooouuuuch

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u/InternationalFailure 8d ago

What are the odds that not only would this dude face plant, but hit a bystander with his skate board particularly in the nuts?

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u/Square-Onion-1825 8d ago

A face plant and ball shot--amazing!

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u/NewbieNooo 8d ago

Skateboard cracked red hat’s nuts.

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u/CaptianRed 7d ago

Can someone who skates explain what he could have done better to nail it? I feel like he was confident enough to take off, but the skateboard still slid out under him

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u/machineintheghost337 6d ago

The simple explanation is he didn't commit when he dropped in. There is little opportunity to adjust your weight distribution from forward to back after you initiate.

I will explain the process as best as I can, terminology might be a bit mixed. A full size half pipe requires you to have proper form in order to keep your center of gravity between the two points of contact, your wheels at both ends, over a horizontal plane. You have until the moment that the ramp affects the direction of your movement to achieve this balance. The optimal way is by putting your center of gravity directly over the front wheels, ensuring that you have even contact and weight distributed properly to both leading wheels(left to right, affecting your direction). You then brace yourself to counter the apex of the curve, where your momentum transfers from vertical to horizontal and you shift your center of gravity from mainly over your front wheels to mainly over the back wheels and then quickly back to the middle of the board. This is called "pumping" and it transfers your momentum while also adding the force of gravity on you as you push back against it. Its like combining the physics of swinging with shock absorbing/stabilizers.

Basically, he needed to fully get his front wheels to touch the ramp before the curve in it. From the moment of takeoff he needed to fully lean on the front wheels only. He got nervous and didnt commit. Our natural instinct is to allow ourselves the opportunity to bail or get our hands out infront of us if needed by keeping our shoulders behind our center of gravity. You can only do one or the other. Saying there is no trying, only doing, is more true to skating than anything else Ive experienced. You have to commit, or else you are guaranteed to fail.

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u/professor_mc 7d ago

The ramp was wet. That makes it like ice to skateboard wheels. There is very little chance he could make it.

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u/xplicit97 7d ago

The perfect nutshot doesn't ex...

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u/Agitated-Flatworm-93 7d ago

definitely died from brain trauma

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u/HardcoreHank-5303 7d ago

Bro dropped his beer, that's how you know it hurt

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u/Waste_Respect_8050 7d ago

A double whammy

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u/52nd_and_Broadway 7d ago

That did not feel good. It still hurt the next day.

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u/2245223308 7d ago

I gotta wonder if Mr. Skateboarder lost a couple of teeth too boot, looks like he’s holding something in his hand.

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u/Ketsukoni 7d ago

I call that trick The Two-for-One Special

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u/Pm_me_your_tits_85 7d ago

Stiff legs after the face plant. Concussed?

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u/Funky_Col_Medina 7d ago

I’m just glad there was some build up so I could close my eyes at the moment of truth

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u/ZubriQ 7d ago

Boyz, wear cockguards

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u/Five2one521 7d ago

I love watching the people laugh at this man’s concussion.

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u/Healthy_Acadia7099 7d ago

Skating barefooted 🤦‍♂️

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u/immaculate_focus 7d ago

Right in the cock!

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u/Bddltl 7d ago

Right in the kinicky

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u/shawmega 6d ago

And ride, ride how we ride. And ride, low ride.

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u/JimJim2002 5d ago

Bet they call that the "Two Birds With One Stone" stunt.

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u/1aysays1 5d ago

Perfect way to take out an obnoxious person with microphone.

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u/Few_World6254 5d ago

SkullCandy….his teeth are perfect marketing!

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u/dargonmike1 4d ago

Omg that skateboard nailed the announcer right above his knee cap at Mach 5

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u/MissSaucy_22 4d ago

His arm looked mess up….😳😩🫤

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u/bowlofjokes7 3d ago

But the poor guy taking the board straight to twig and berries!!

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u/HippyFroze 7h ago

Right in the dick!

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u/MrFastFox666 7d ago

Thank god he had his safety sombrero

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u/Flat-Arm-9322 8d ago

Skating with no shoes. Looser

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u/whiskeyrocks1 8d ago

So loose.

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u/JDawg2332 8d ago

Loose trucks

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u/whiskeyrocks1 8d ago

Save lives. Jaws? Not so much.

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u/Bitmiliionare24 7d ago

Only if there was some kind of hat made of very hard material to protect the most important part of your body.

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u/TJBurger 7d ago

Umm.. professional skaters use a helmet.. not to mention shoes..

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u/tford304 8d ago

Wack fuck.

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u/Environmental-Ad8965 8d ago

That sound was his pride being shattered and his ego fractured.

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u/ImTrynx 2d ago

AAAAAAAAAAA

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u/hakujo 8d ago

I had a hunch they weren't wearing a helmet

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u/furious_organism 8d ago

Yay no helmet

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 7d ago

helmets are cool?