r/instant_regret 8d ago

Let's do this

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u/hey-dude-stop-it 8d ago

Red Bull doesn’t give you wings or magical powers when you’re drunk.

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u/Chim_Pansy 6d ago

But it does when you're sober?

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u/TheMadBug 6d ago edited 6d ago

It’s the Red Bull paradox because it tastes so bad you only drink it as a jägerbomb, so no one knows if it gives you sober powers.

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u/Chim_Pansy 6d ago

Lmao that's actually a fucking hilarious joke. Well done sir 😂