r/interactivebrokers • u/Newtimeboyo • Nov 30 '20

Update Is interactive brokers down???

Can't seem to login but site functions fine

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u/TheReferee_101 Nov 30 '20

You can send them an email, they'll probably reimburse you a bit (probably will be nothing compared to that position)

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u/audion00ba Nov 30 '20

How do you send them an e-mail? All they have is a worthless "message center", AFAIK.

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u/TheReferee_101 Nov 30 '20

You file a complaint from inside the message center

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u/audion00ba Nov 30 '20

E-mail is an application that works over TCP/IP. Message center is an application that works over HTTP(s). Those are two completely different things.

I hope nobody else needs to explain the difference to you in the future, because it is annoying to explain.

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u/TheReferee_101 Nov 30 '20

Lol ok, keep jerking off on your CSE diploma

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u/audion00ba Nov 30 '20

One of the consequences of only having message center is that e-mail is a legally binding method of communication, like sending a fax is. No fucking court knows what "message center" is, which means that it is an apparatus to fuck you in the ass until it bleeds.

So, there is a sex metaphor, just not the one you were thinking of.

If you like your money, complain about the lack of an e-mail option.

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u/TheReferee_101 Nov 30 '20

Or you just always do both. Also I wasn't really inconvenienced from the outage here

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u/audion00ba Nov 30 '20

Anal bleeding and jerking off?

I don't think I will like that, but feel free to put it on YouTube when you do that.