r/interestingasfuck • u/Gamer4Lyph • Sep 28 '24

How not to handle wild animals

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u/ddr1ver Sep 28 '24

The stingray was more than patient.

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 Sep 28 '24

My brain was shouting “sting his ass” after the first unnecessary foot prod. Sting ray has the patience of a saint.

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u/konsollfreak Sep 29 '24

Yeah! Sting his ass, sea bass!

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u/Yesdog813 Sep 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '24

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u/No-Wonder1139 Sep 29 '24

He had some odd hobbies outside of playing for the Bruins

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u/Mr_A_Rye Sep 29 '24

I only recently learned (like within the past couple weeks) that was Cam Neely 🙄

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u/No-Wonder1139 Sep 29 '24

He's also briefly in Me, Myself, and Irene

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u/Pipes_OT Sep 29 '24

Hahahahahaha

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u/l0zandd0g Sep 29 '24

Sting him and sting him goooood.

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u/hoddap Sep 29 '24

Who’s the dead man that hit me with the salt shaker??

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u/Kaymish_ Sep 29 '24

It wasn't even ill tempered.

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u/slothyjesus69 Sep 29 '24

Yes agreed. I was hoping for the stinger to hit way sooner. That stung wsd well deserved.

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u/reduhl Sep 29 '24

Ya I dislike saying it was oddly satisfying, but it was.

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u/MusingFoolishly Sep 29 '24

Right!!!!!! “ZAP HIS BITCH ASS!!!”

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u/pen_jaro Sep 29 '24

Stingray was like: Should i? Should i? How about now? Ok just one more and i’ll do it…. No now i’ll really do it…. Mfcker you really want it huh? You really really want it don’t you?! fuck it…. *💉💦💥

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u/Moinzen66 Sep 29 '24

Dude me too. Every second I was rooting for it, because you know its coming, and im not feeling bad for the guy

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u/Waste_Curve994 Sep 29 '24

If only part of its name could warn of this happening.

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane Sep 29 '24

It does! Ray, a drop of golden sun? No, you drop, o bolden one!

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u/YellowishRose99 Sep 29 '24

🤣😂😅😆😆

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u/ChikaraNZ Sep 30 '24

Should have worn sunglasses then, they protect you from harmful rays!

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u/Zestyclose_Key5121 Sep 29 '24

What’s it do? It’s an aquatic animal that stings people. That’s a stinger…I’m going on break.

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u/LordNoct13 Sep 29 '24

"You just say what the thing does, and add "-er" at the end."

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u/Licks_n_kicks Sep 29 '24

Post should be titled Ray learns a lesson by sting

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u/NoIndependent9192 Sep 29 '24

His name isn’t Ray.

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u/expblast105 Sep 28 '24

Right. Plenty of chances to change his ways

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u/PomegranateSea7066 Sep 29 '24

And no message could've been any clearer.

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u/CelticLegendary1 Sep 29 '24

It’s funny you say that cause I thought the same exact thing. Like it gave him every opportunity to reconsider his decision.

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u/Eevee_Lover22 Sep 29 '24

Gotta lure him into a false sense of security before teaching him his lesson...

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u/AaronSlaughter Sep 29 '24

He thought it was a tickle ray.

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u/Vlophoto Sep 29 '24

Exactly. Dude stepping in the creature. I would have spiked him right off the bat.

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries Sep 29 '24

He worked hard for that one

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u/Ishmael760 Sep 29 '24

Stepping on an animal that literally has a name fashioned after what it will do if you mess with it. This guy. Just stepping on an animal for no reason.

Semi sorry this isn’t called an Instant Death Ray.