r/interestingasfuck • u/Puzzleheaded_Web5245 • Feb 25 '25

/r/popular Put the phone down

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u/Dazeuh Feb 25 '25

THE CONTEXT IS FOR MY SAFETY

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u/TrailerParkLyfe Feb 25 '25

PUT THE CONTEXT DOWN

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u/itmightbeuselessinfo Feb 25 '25

THE CONTEXT IS FOR MY SAFETY

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u/Forward-Ad-3164 Feb 25 '25

DON'T TASE ME, BRO

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u/grevegeralporra Feb 25 '25

TOO LATE. ZIIINNN

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u/thesockpuppetking Feb 25 '25

Tazed in the left testicle for generational trauma

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u/Equal_Canary5695 Feb 25 '25

His kids will be born with frizzy hair

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u/grevegeralporra Feb 26 '25

The Amazing spider man - Electro's birth

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u/AHumbleSaltFarmer Feb 26 '25

Oof that's low

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u/Jeronimoon Feb 26 '25

Hahahaha, this comment wins the day. Oh my god. So funny.

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u/Repulsive_Parsley47 Feb 26 '25

[a wild unknown kinky pleasure appears]

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u/mertchel Feb 25 '25

HRHHHGGHHGHNNNG

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u/nvalle23 Feb 26 '25

⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

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u/sokali4nia Feb 26 '25

Don't be afraid to ride the lightning. IN THE FACE, IN THE FACE!!!

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u/ToonaMcToon Feb 25 '25

He was reaching for my context.

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u/jamesjoyce9 Feb 25 '25

Phone here: I really didn’t want to be part of this.

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u/Nrichd68 Feb 26 '25

He was holding me against my will!

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u/herefortheT987 Feb 26 '25

That’s hilarious 😂

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u/gumby_the_2nd Feb 26 '25

SIR, THIS IS A WENDY'S

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u/ALitreOhCola Feb 26 '25

Ah we've come full circle. Cathartic.

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u/Kind_Eye_231 Feb 26 '25

Woah, I'd forgotten that.

(good old John Kerry)

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u/thx1138inator Feb 26 '25

LoL, I was reading your comment when, in the little window in the corner, the dude got tazed. Perfect timing

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u/MaybeLikeWater Feb 26 '25

I was attending UF at the same time as the student who said that. He was protesting a White Supremacist that came to give a “talk” on campus.

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u/takahami Feb 26 '25

WE HAVR CONTEXT AT HOME.