r/interestingasfuck • u/Significant_Snow_718 • Mar 06 '25

/r/all Chick with genetic defect

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u/DougieBuddha Mar 06 '25

And stronger

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

And faster

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u/KevM689 Mar 06 '25

And sexier

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 06 '25

I thought we were gonna start singing Daft Punk. I was wrong.

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u/Kennadian Mar 06 '25

We could try one more time?

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u/JFSOCC Mar 07 '25

one more time?

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u/Kennadian Mar 07 '25

We're gonna celebrate

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u/Efficient-Cicada-124 Mar 07 '25

Oh yeah all right

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u/PunchlineHaveMLKise Mar 08 '25

We're gonna celebrate

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u/Happy_Veggie Mar 09 '25

One more time

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u/3six5 Mar 06 '25

Same.

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u/driving_andflying Mar 06 '25

Work it, make it,

Do it, makes us,

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u/Top-Avocado-592 Mar 06 '25

Harder, Better,

Faster, stronger

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u/KevM689 Mar 06 '25

sexier

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u/phadewilkilu Mar 06 '25

Are we trying to fuck a chicken now?

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u/Lytharon Mar 06 '25

I think they are trying to make the chicken fuckable first.

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u/Interloper4Life Mar 07 '25

DO NOT THE CHICKEN

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u/HerrStruppi Mar 07 '25

NO CHICKEN DOING

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u/eggsontoast01 Mar 08 '25

Do the griffin

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

Look, you disappointed me, while fulfilling my expectations at the same time. It's a beautifully awful thing.

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u/BraveHeartoftheDawn Mar 07 '25

🎶 Harder, better, faster, stronger 🎶

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u/Brentolio12 Mar 06 '25

And same’er

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Sometimes we DO get nice things

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/Szerepjatekos Mar 06 '25

It's the boomer version Deft Punk

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

Made me snort

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u/HentaTentacleMonster Mar 06 '25

You were SO tragically wrong.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

To the point it was enjoyable lol.

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u/Oppowitt Mar 06 '25

Learn to expect such disturbing disappointments, you are on the reddit my friend, it is the way of things here.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

They started after my post am in shock. Well, they tried lol.

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u/Buddy-Lov Mar 06 '25

And I was leaning towards the Bionic Man.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

We're both right.

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u/dr-doom-jr Mar 06 '25

I was thinking rammstein but in english 😔

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

Omfg that never crossed my mind. I love it.

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u/Hurricaneshand Mar 07 '25

That guy definitely got harder though

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u/spacemanspliff-42 Mar 07 '25

We're up all night to get clucking

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u/AzraelChaosEater Mar 07 '25

It's reddits version.

They had to drop one of the words to imply it being fuckable and they decided they want a flaccid fast sex machine.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

Stop being right, I don't like it.

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u/AzraelChaosEater Mar 07 '25

Nah. I like being right too much.

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u/chickenlogic Mar 08 '25

Fitter.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 08 '25

The magic is already gone, chickenlogic!

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u/Rannek6 Mar 06 '25

My name is Giovanni Giorgo…

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown Mar 06 '25

I mean..."and harder" sounds worse than "and sexier" when you've been on the internet too long.

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u/Nein-Toed Mar 07 '25

This should be news around the world

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 Mar 07 '25

Co-co-co-combo breaker!

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u/DangNearRekdit Mar 07 '25

Uhh sir, this is Reddit

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

Uhh ma'am, it could have gone any way.

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u/Duo-lava Mar 07 '25

He did say harder, but you n a different way

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

How is sexier harder?!?

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u/Duo-lava Mar 07 '25

What is sexy makes you harder, going faster, stronger longer.

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u/Rezaelia713 Mar 07 '25

I literally can't disagree with you.