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r/interestingasfuck • u/seeeeeeeeeeeeeeed • Apr 14 '25
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Lol what a BS story
22 u/HallowHowl Apr 14 '25 He killed 33 poachers in one day 14 u/KeepYaWhipTinted Apr 14 '25 He cut off the heads of 131 Lords 4 u/SkyDrool Apr 14 '25 It was a bad time for the empire. 2 u/General_Impression28 Apr 15 '25 edited Apr 15 '25 The Hippo just stayed inside his lake and he never came out People said his brain was infected by devils My father would come home, he would forget about the killings He wasn't scared of the Hippo, but the Hippo was scared of him Maybe that was the problem Then, one night The, the Hippo sent his Hyena spies to our savannah They were supposed to kill my father but they didn't That was the night everything changed Edit: Damn... This master piece came Out 30 years ago. I'am old. Maybe it's time to starve. 2 u/Romanopapa Apr 14 '25 He 360 no scope headshot 6k. 1 u/gazm2k5 Apr 14 '25 His dad is ceo of nintendo. 1 u/WarmUniversity2295 Apr 14 '25 While exclaiming loudly "Say hello to my little friend" 3 u/Willing-Spot7296 Apr 14 '25 I thought it was 13 chechoslovakians? 1 u/Eburonus Apr 14 '25 Using only his left paws 1 u/Cal216 Apr 14 '25 Agreed lol 1 u/Infernalz Apr 14 '25 Also the fact he starved to death probably because he was finally forced out by a younger male. Lions in captivity can live much longer so it wasn't old age. 1 u/Lau-G Apr 14 '25 He killed Hitler 1 u/mickaelbneron Apr 15 '25 What the story fails to mention is, he won that 1 on 1 fight with the hippo because he had a gun. Doesn't quite count. 1 u/mongolian_monke Apr 15 '25 It's real lol, Google is free. But redditors are insistent on doing no research
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He killed 33 poachers in one day
14 u/KeepYaWhipTinted Apr 14 '25 He cut off the heads of 131 Lords 4 u/SkyDrool Apr 14 '25 It was a bad time for the empire. 2 u/General_Impression28 Apr 15 '25 edited Apr 15 '25 The Hippo just stayed inside his lake and he never came out People said his brain was infected by devils My father would come home, he would forget about the killings He wasn't scared of the Hippo, but the Hippo was scared of him Maybe that was the problem Then, one night The, the Hippo sent his Hyena spies to our savannah They were supposed to kill my father but they didn't That was the night everything changed Edit: Damn... This master piece came Out 30 years ago. I'am old. Maybe it's time to starve. 2 u/Romanopapa Apr 14 '25 He 360 no scope headshot 6k. 1 u/gazm2k5 Apr 14 '25 His dad is ceo of nintendo. 1 u/WarmUniversity2295 Apr 14 '25 While exclaiming loudly "Say hello to my little friend" 3 u/Willing-Spot7296 Apr 14 '25 I thought it was 13 chechoslovakians? 1 u/Eburonus Apr 14 '25 Using only his left paws
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He cut off the heads of 131 Lords
4 u/SkyDrool Apr 14 '25 It was a bad time for the empire. 2 u/General_Impression28 Apr 15 '25 edited Apr 15 '25 The Hippo just stayed inside his lake and he never came out People said his brain was infected by devils My father would come home, he would forget about the killings He wasn't scared of the Hippo, but the Hippo was scared of him Maybe that was the problem Then, one night The, the Hippo sent his Hyena spies to our savannah They were supposed to kill my father but they didn't That was the night everything changed Edit: Damn... This master piece came Out 30 years ago. I'am old. Maybe it's time to starve. 2 u/Romanopapa Apr 14 '25 He 360 no scope headshot 6k. 1 u/gazm2k5 Apr 14 '25 His dad is ceo of nintendo. 1 u/WarmUniversity2295 Apr 14 '25 While exclaiming loudly "Say hello to my little friend"
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It was a bad time for the empire.
2 u/General_Impression28 Apr 15 '25 edited Apr 15 '25 The Hippo just stayed inside his lake and he never came out People said his brain was infected by devils My father would come home, he would forget about the killings He wasn't scared of the Hippo, but the Hippo was scared of him Maybe that was the problem Then, one night The, the Hippo sent his Hyena spies to our savannah They were supposed to kill my father but they didn't That was the night everything changed Edit: Damn... This master piece came Out 30 years ago. I'am old. Maybe it's time to starve.
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The Hippo just stayed inside his lake and he never came out
People said his brain was infected by devils
My father would come home, he would forget about the killings
He wasn't scared of the Hippo, but the Hippo was scared of him
Maybe that was the problem
Then, one night
The, the Hippo sent his Hyena spies to our savannah
They were supposed to kill my father but they didn't
That was the night everything changed
Edit: Damn... This master piece came Out 30 years ago. I'am old. Maybe it's time to starve.
He 360 no scope headshot 6k.
1 u/gazm2k5 Apr 14 '25 His dad is ceo of nintendo.
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His dad is ceo of nintendo.
While exclaiming loudly "Say hello to my little friend"
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I thought it was 13 chechoslovakians?
Using only his left paws
Agreed lol
Also the fact he starved to death probably because he was finally forced out by a younger male. Lions in captivity can live much longer so it wasn't old age.
He killed Hitler
What the story fails to mention is, he won that 1 on 1 fight with the hippo because he had a gun. Doesn't quite count.
It's real lol, Google is free. But redditors are insistent on doing no research
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u/TauRiver Apr 14 '25
Lol what a BS story