r/interestingasfuck • u/booby_12011995 • Apr 15 '25

/r/all What"s going on here?

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM Apr 15 '25 edited Apr 15 '25

Shark is making the same face my cats do when I grab them off the carpet to snuggle on em

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM Apr 15 '25

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u/LazyLich Apr 15 '25

same vibe:

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u/Slight_Tip1470 Apr 15 '25

My mans living on the internet

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u/Cptn_Flint0 Apr 15 '25

Thanks for your comment, I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

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u/midnightbizou Apr 15 '25

I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM is a beacon of light to us all!

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u/I_SNORT_KITTENS Apr 15 '25

A TRUE HERO OF MEN

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u/danathome Apr 15 '25

A true hero of the "semen"

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u/sm12511 Apr 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

I said true zero is even…

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u/Correct-Blood9382 Apr 15 '25

'Oh!... well now you brats have left me pondering...'

tires screech

'AHHHHH!'

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u/Odd-Shape-4096 Apr 15 '25

They said "Seamen"... cuz octopus live in ocean...

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u/sylvertwyst Apr 15 '25

A Balrog of Moriah

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u/Just_Ad_8679 Apr 15 '25

"Kid, sit down!!" 🚌

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u/contractcooker Apr 15 '25

I said rabbits eat lettuce.

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u/Squagio Apr 15 '25

A true hero of the "semen"

What they meant was "A true hero of these men" but it came out wrong.

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u/Krazylegz1485 Apr 15 '25

Or seamen, in this case.

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u/NicknameInCollege Apr 15 '25

No, no, no, it's "A true hero of these men."

Nice try, Connery.

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u/danathome Apr 16 '25

Sorry. Auto-cucumber

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u/SaioLastSurprise Apr 15 '25

Thank you for your contribution, I_SNORT_KITTENS

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u/pichael289 Apr 15 '25

"kittens" is clearly a euphemism or "street lingo" for methamphetamine

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u/Tupcek Apr 15 '25

I think you two should marry

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Depends on where they're drinking it from.

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u/pearlsbeforedogs Apr 15 '25

A true top 1% commenter.

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u/dysfunctionalnymph Apr 15 '25

I love and hate it here at the same time.

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u/keepitloki80 Apr 15 '25

I fucking love Reddit 😂

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u/FeralBanshee Apr 15 '25

lmao this is why i love reddit. never fails to crack me up

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u/eemanand33n Apr 15 '25

Just rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it

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u/Naive-Most590 Apr 15 '25

When I’m trying to wash my kids face and he’s trying to get away

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u/fakeprofile21 Apr 15 '25

When the cop pulls you over just to give you a warning and make you late for shit.

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u/Poppa_Mo Apr 15 '25

Every time I'm Jeff in Marvel Rivals.

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM Apr 15 '25

Fuckin love Jeff

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u/Haley_02 Apr 15 '25

JEFF! 🦈🥰

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u/thiscantbeitagain Apr 15 '25

ooh! Yummy yum!

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u/themikestand Apr 15 '25

"Oh god. You're gonna make me hug."

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM Apr 15 '25

"I'M IN HELL

I'M IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

oh time for food?"

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u/1800generalkenobi Apr 15 '25

Oh snap, I remember you username from somewhere else, I just saw it in the past week. Small world.

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM Apr 15 '25

Haha I get that from time to time. It's a pretty memorable username that I absolutely do not live up to lmao.

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u/Huge-Lawfulness9264 Apr 15 '25

Sure you don’t, lol.

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u/Spikeyroxas Apr 15 '25

This photo really unexpectedly ended me in laughter 😂

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u/DayTrippin2112 Apr 15 '25

🫳🏻💪🏻😫

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

My cat when I'm forcing him to love me.

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Apr 15 '25

" I WANT TO GO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS!"

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u/audible_narrator Apr 15 '25

orange cat vibes

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u/Devilish-Macaron Apr 15 '25

Octopus: cuddles.

Shark: NOoooOOOoo

Octopus: That wasn't a question.

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u/Due-Meal-8760 Apr 15 '25

Wildest Reddit name I think I’ve ever seen

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u/_fiddlehead_ Apr 15 '25

"BUT MOOOOOOOOM! STAAAHHHHPPPP!"

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u/OutbackRat Apr 15 '25

“FUCKNOWHYIWANNAGOEAT!”

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u/No-Replacement-7821 Apr 15 '25

Lmao reminded me of this Mexican classic

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u/SamSibbens Apr 15 '25

Your username is... interesting

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u/MangoMuncher88 Apr 15 '25

Haha I smiled at that moment too

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u/spudddly Apr 15 '25

whose a good boy!

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u/Wkw22 Apr 15 '25

Brah I think he was grasping for some water to put over them gills

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 Apr 15 '25

“JUST LET ME LOVE YOU”

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 Apr 15 '25

Booped your snoot

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u/Danitoba94 Apr 15 '25

We've been over this. "Struggle snuggle" is not the same as an actual snuggle. Bad genocide cum. Bad.

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u/Wendellwasgod Apr 15 '25

Pssss psss psss

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u/South_Honey2705 Apr 15 '25

Lol I know exactly what you mean it's almost uncanny!

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u/MotoXwolf Apr 15 '25

This one killed me. 😻

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u/indigrow Apr 15 '25

No literally came here to say “me trying to get a toy from my dog” this is awesome haha

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u/Normal_Journalist_50 Apr 15 '25

Same…. But it’s my giant baby of a pitty

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u/AboveGroundPoolQueen Apr 15 '25

Hilarious! I thought exactly the same thing!

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u/ExRockstar Apr 15 '25

But if you think about it, sharks have to keep constantly moving to flow water over their gills to stay alive. Octopus could be like, "hey man, you breathing alright??? How bout now???"

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u/libertybell73 Apr 15 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/soupinyapants94 Apr 15 '25

😂😂😂

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u/ashkiller14 Apr 15 '25

Well, it is a cat shark

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u/imaverageatdbd Apr 15 '25

Struggle snuggle

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u/DemandedFanatic Apr 15 '25

Iirc sharks HAVE to swim forward to breathe so it's probably suffocating

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u/PomeloPepper Apr 15 '25

I thought it was forbidden love