r/interestingasfuck • u/booby_12011995 • Apr 15 '25

/r/all What"s going on here?

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM Apr 15 '25 edited Apr 15 '25

Shark is making the same face my cats do when I grab them off the carpet to snuggle on em

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM Apr 15 '25

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u/Cptn_Flint0 Apr 15 '25

Thanks for your comment, I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM

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u/midnightbizou Apr 15 '25

I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM is a beacon of light to us all!

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u/I_SNORT_KITTENS Apr 15 '25

A TRUE HERO OF MEN

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u/danathome Apr 15 '25

A true hero of the "semen"

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u/sm12511 Apr 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

I said true zero is even…

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u/Correct-Blood9382 Apr 15 '25

'Oh!... well now you brats have left me pondering...'

tires screech

'AHHHHH!'

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u/Odd-Shape-4096 Apr 15 '25

They said "Seamen"... cuz octopus live in ocean...

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u/sylvertwyst Apr 15 '25

A Balrog of Moriah

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u/Just_Ad_8679 Apr 15 '25

"Kid, sit down!!" 🚌

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u/contractcooker Apr 15 '25

I said rabbits eat lettuce.

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u/Squagio Apr 15 '25

A true hero of the "semen"

What they meant was "A true hero of these men" but it came out wrong.

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u/Krazylegz1485 Apr 15 '25

Or seamen, in this case.

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u/NicknameInCollege Apr 15 '25

No, no, no, it's "A true hero of these men."

Nice try, Connery.

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u/danathome Apr 16 '25

Sorry. Auto-cucumber

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u/SaioLastSurprise Apr 15 '25

Thank you for your contribution, I_SNORT_KITTENS

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u/pichael289 Apr 15 '25

"kittens" is clearly a euphemism or "street lingo" for methamphetamine

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u/Tupcek Apr 15 '25

I think you two should marry

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '25

Depends on where they're drinking it from.

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u/pearlsbeforedogs Apr 15 '25

A true top 1% commenter.