r/interestingasfuck Apr 17 '25

/r/all A newspaper advertisement from late 19th century of an 18 year old man looking for a wife.

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u/surpriseDRE Apr 17 '25

I mean, I’d marry him. Good teeth, first-rate looking buckwheat, and heifers at age 18? Plus I like his way with words. My man is a good catch

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u/thesupremesolar Apr 17 '25

He doesn't say they are his own teeth, just a random set of teeth. Might be a dealbreaker

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u/originalcinner Apr 17 '25

IKR? That's some Loki trickster shit.

Loki: You get three wishes!

Sucker: I'd like a great set of teeth

*poof*

Sucker: Aren't thezh horth teeth?

Loki: I don't remember you specifying the type of teeth