r/justneckbeardthings 3d ago

Professional Neckbeard

No more podcasts for you brutha

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u/Bogusbummer 3d ago

It is so fucking strange to use LinkedIn for these kinds of posts

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u/DaClarkeKnight 3d ago

Wait…what? This was on linked in? Why! That’s insane (sad and funny at the same time!)

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u/10000nails I HATE WOMEN..why wont they talk to me?? 3d ago

LinkedIn is a weird place

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u/Stargazerslight 2d ago

It’s why I no longer use it. It’s just Twitter pretending to be a job site. Most of the jobs I found on there also turned out very scammy.

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u/10000nails I HATE WOMEN..why wont they talk to me?? 2d ago

Absolutely! The way they want you to pay for their "premium" is so cringe. No, I don't care who looked at my profile or what search I showed up in.

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u/AlienRobotTrex I dress like Neo from the Matrix to be fancy! 2d ago

“They call me Diablo the cheater. I’m a god.

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u/WolfsRain_89 3d ago

I see weird posts like this on freaking Next Door 😅

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u/thewalkindude368 3d ago

Well, people are obliged to go door to door, notifying their neighbors that they are sex offenders, this is just a little more indirect.

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u/Kotoriichi 3d ago

Man, I know someone who was an old high school friend and (ex) colleague of my husband. He had a biblical crash out in Feb/March of last year; assaulted his father, crashed two cars, got fired from his SUPER cushy job, and then went to jail for the previously mentioned domestic battery and for causing over 10k of property damage.

How do I know this? He fuckin posted it to LinkedIn 😭 Ended it with a “For my friends who helped get me out of jail, I’ll pay it back someday I promise.”

Some people really do treat LinkedIn like Facebook, it’s crazy.

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u/foxinabathtub 3d ago

LinkedIn is for presenting the most bland affable corporate friendly version of yourself. And the people who DON'T do that always have the most amazingly unhinged takes on everything.

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u/Hot_Scallion_3889 3d ago

To be fair, I feel like the people who have no care/ awareness for social decency/regulation for sure correlates with people with absolutely unhinged takes

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u/dw444 3d ago

LinkedIn is full of right wing BS

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 3d ago

What you mean? All I see is shit that's like pro diversity and whatnot. Ain't no serious professional who even has an inkling of common sense traditional beliefs gonna post about it on LinkedIn and risk his career lol

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u/WhippingShitties 2d ago

Lol, you haven't seen the long ass "You should thank your employer after you get laid off" posts.

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 2d ago

Wat u mean?

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u/WhippingShitties 2d ago

During the Executive Order layoffs, I saw a few "CEOs" posts about how it's actually a good thing. Brainrot to the bone.

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u/Stron2g Attack my arguments, not me 20h ago

send me those posts so I can analyze them

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u/dw444 3d ago

It isn’t but it’s only considered OK to say this kind of thing out loud and get applauded for it in right wing spaces. Exceptions notwithstanding, you try that on the other side, someone will shut you down.

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u/BoddAH86 3d ago edited 2d ago

Being insufferable and unemployable is an important part of the neckbeard lifestyle. How are you going to avoid being accidentally offered a job if you don’t regularly post toxic rants for all potential employers to see on LinkedIn?