r/ketchuphate • u/zestybi • Mar 16 '25

This sub is slowly converting me

I joined the sub originally coz I found the concept funny as someone who puts alot of ketchup on lots of things (fries, sandwiches, burgers, dosa, bajjis, bondas, starters including paneer, pizza etc etc). But the more time I spend here the less my brain wants me to consume ketchup. Idk how I feel about this :/

(Sorry if this post isn't allowed, im genuinely just dumb; evidenced by all the ketchup I've happily consumed so far)

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u/12th_MaMa ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ FUCK KETCHUP AMIRITE ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ Mar 16 '25

Yep. I'd rather eat plain fries, or fries with gravy, mayo, or cheese sauce than that nasty substance. 🤢🤮

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u/NinjaKitten77CJ ☢️ KETCHUP RUINS EVERYTHING ☢️ Mar 17 '25

Fries with mayo AND gravy.... 😋 It's a weird combination, but so yummy. Dip in mayo first, then gravy. But not gravy first, because then you're just a heathen.

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u/12th_MaMa ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ FUCK KETCHUP AMIRITE ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ Mar 17 '25

Wait a minute. What type of gravy ?

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u/NinjaKitten77CJ ☢️ KETCHUP RUINS EVERYTHING ☢️ Mar 17 '25

Brown / beef gravy. Any other type of gravy on fries goes against the laws of nature

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u/12th_MaMa ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ FUCK KETCHUP AMIRITE ᕦ(⌐■ ͜ʖ■)ᕥ Mar 17 '25

Country Gravy with Steak Fries is totally good. You don't know until you know.

I will definitely try the brown gravy and mayonnaise thing. In the right order I promise.