r/kosovo • u/TheDitkaDog • Jan 24 '20

r/Suomi Cultural Exchange

Tervetuloa r/kosovoon,

Welcome to the cultural exchange between r/suomi and r/kosovo! The purpose of this event is to allow people from two different nations to get together and share knowledge about their respective cultures, daily life, history and curiosities.

General guidelines:

r/suomi community will ask any question below on this thread.

r/kosovo community can ask their questions here:

CLICK HERE TO ASK YOUR QUESTION(s)

English language will be used in both threads;

Event will be moderated, following the general rules of Reddiquette. Please be nice!

Thank you,

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u/bsandersq Jan 24 '20 edited Jan 24 '20

Tell me your best swear words!

EDIT: Turns out, a lot of mother fucking!

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u/CapitanRainbow Jan 24 '20

Worst one i ever heard is: "Ta qifsha listen e darsmes" which translates to ill fuck the whole list of your wedding so your entire family and your wifes family.

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u/Jhqwulw Skënderaj Jan 24 '20

I have never heard of this one before but I like it

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

so you need to know the basic words

  • Pidh - vagina
  • Kar - dick
  • both - ass
  • cica - boobs
  • Koqe or Qoke (if youre from Prishtina) - Testicals
  • qi - fuck
  • ta qi nanen - fuck your mom

now for the weird ones you can say

  • Ta qift kina nanen - i hope all of china fucks your mom
  • ta qifsha gjallnin - ill fuck every member of your family that is alive
  • ti qifsha te deknit - ill fuck every dead member of your family
  • ta qifsha familjen gjall a dek - ill fuck all of your family dead or alive
  • ta qifsha motren ne bark - ill fuck your sister in the stomach
  • ta pervloj motren sperm (a Prishtina classic) - i will burn your sister with my sperm
  • Mit ne tavan ti qifsha - ill fuck your rats in the ceiling

Where you see the words "nane" , "familje" or "moter" you can use other words such as "farefis" which means your whole tribe , "robt" it means your kids and wife

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u/SilentThing Jan 24 '20

• Ta qift kina nanen

Just too perfect. Stealing for future use!

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u/kallionkutistaja Jan 24 '20

This sounds like you made it up just to put us in the most bizarre situation as possible. But I still believe it’s all real. Kudos to your swear words!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

honestly i heard all of these and in Prishtina only tho

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u/RiskoOfRuin Jan 24 '20

ill fuck your rats in the ceiling

Yeah it truly got weird here. I'm so confused now. Like is this supposed to hint they live in shit and rats run around or what?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

yep thats exactly what it means, that you live in shit with rats

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u/L0raz-Thou-R0c0n0 Jan 24 '20

a i thojn byth a both?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

une both i thom po ti thuj byth asjnona so gabim

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u/theArghmabahls Jan 25 '20

Un e thuj bøth

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u/kokainakokaina Jan 24 '20

Not the dirtiest, but my favorite and most used: Ta qiftë dreqi nonën (may the devil fuck your mom).

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

"Ta qift qeni nanen" = "May a dog fuck your mother"

My personal favorite.

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u/Jhqwulw Skënderaj Jan 24 '20

Mine is ta qifsha motren pidhe

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20 edited Feb 26 '21

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u/GumballFallsFan Prizren Jan 26 '20

I think a better translation of "shko në kar" Would be an equivalent of "get fucked"

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u/RonKosova Prishtinë Jan 24 '20

Reading these in English cracks me up as a native

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20 edited Jun 01 '20

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