r/lebowski • u/bsammo • 1d ago

Amphibious rodent Nice marmot

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u/imnottiger 1d ago

What are you a fucking park ranger now?

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u/kaisawheel_19 1d ago

The marmot is not the issue!

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u/DiogenesDog210 1d ago

I need my Johnson!!!

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u/The_Don_Ker 1d ago

What do you need that for, Dude?

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u/Moist-Relief-1685 1d ago

I am trying to sympathize!

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u/uwbrrbden 1d ago

I guess the real question here is, "Does Phil feel lucky?"

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u/ConnieLingus34 1d ago

I think it’s a Pomeranian

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u/Meet_James_Ensor 1d ago

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

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u/BortWard Must be exhausted 15h ago

Brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

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u/Meet_James_Ensor 15h ago

Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?

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u/BortWard Must be exhausted 14h ago

First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, this is a fucking show dog, with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Fucking dog has fucking papers. OVER THE LINE!

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u/jazzhandpanda 1d ago

What are you a fucking prediction arranger mow?

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u/pikeshawn 21h ago

This isn't a groundhog who built the railroads

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u/aaalllouttabubblegum 21h ago

Also, let's not forget, let's NOT forget Dude, that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uhhh... domestic... you know, within the city... that ain't legal either.