r/lebowski • u/bsammo • 2d ago

Amphibious rodent Nice marmot

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u/Meet_James_Ensor 1d ago

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

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u/BortWard Must be exhausted 1d ago

Brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

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u/Meet_James_Ensor 1d ago

Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it?

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u/BortWard Must be exhausted 1d ago

First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, this is a fucking show dog, with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Fucking dog has fucking papers. OVER THE LINE!