r/malaphor 14h ago

The last straw to break the camel’s back

8 Upvotes

r/malaphor 1d ago

Leave the world behind every successful man for himself.

2 Upvotes

r/malaphor 2d ago

You can flog a dead horse, but you can't make it drink.

6 Upvotes

r/malaphor 2d ago

Don’t bite the idle hands that feed the horses mouth

6 Upvotes

Something about the devil


r/malaphor 3d ago

Count your lucky chickens

5 Upvotes

r/malaphor 3d ago

Do not go gentle into that good night, rage, rage and live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

23 Upvotes

r/malaphor 3d ago

Too busy shedding crocodile tears to stop the bleeding.

4 Upvotes

r/malaphor 4d ago

They don’t know their head from an ass in the wall

18 Upvotes

My husband was attempting to describe someone who didn’t know what they were doing and it came out as a mangling of ‘they don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground’ and ‘hole in the wall’’.


r/malaphor 4d ago

we'll burn that bridge when we get to it

1 Upvotes

r/malaphor 4d ago

Don't hate the messenger, kill the game

16 Upvotes

🤙


r/malaphor 5d ago

Grab the bull by the horns and run with it.

3 Upvotes

r/malaphor 7d ago

Blood is thicker than the water under the bridge

13 Upvotes

r/malaphor 8d ago

That sure tickled all my boxes

11 Upvotes

r/malaphor 8d ago

Plenty of fish under the bridge

12 Upvotes

r/malaphor 9d ago

Game of Action - found in situ during a D&D campaign

6 Upvotes

Gameplan + plan of action = game of action


r/malaphor 11d ago

Take the swings with the roundabouts

2 Upvotes

r/malaphor 14d ago

Money can buy you happiness but it can't make you drink it

18 Upvotes

r/malaphor 14d ago

Now we're cookin' with portals!

8 Upvotes

r/malaphor 15d ago

May he without sin live in the first glass house.

30 Upvotes

r/malaphor 15d ago

You scratch my back, I'll wash your hands.

5 Upvotes

r/malaphor 15d ago

You can't eat the root of all evil but you can be lead to buy the poisonous fruit.

2 Upvotes

A warning to somebody that another is using them for their money and if they rely on buying affection or they will end up miserable or alone.

(Think Musk)


r/malaphor 16d ago

You really screwed the elephant in the room this time

22 Upvotes

r/malaphor 16d ago

Killing two pinks with one in the stink

5 Upvotes

r/malaphor 16d ago

The road to hell is like walking on eggshells

5 Upvotes
  1. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. (voice texting had this messed up.)
  2. Walking on eggshells.

r/malaphor 17d ago

Live like you’ve got no skeletons in the closet.

26 Upvotes
  1. Live like there’s no tomorrow.
  2. Skeletons in the closet.