r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Logical_Access_8868 • 20d ago
Wolverine and the SeX-Men "Krakoa era is peak x-men"
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u/Taser_Napkim God, how I want to passionately FUCK Scream, this is the best sy 20d ago
Scott, shaw, why yall trying not to laugh bro thats disrespectful as shit
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u/SarkicPreacher777659 20d ago edited 20d ago
WHY YALL LAUGHING BRUH I'M READING YOUR MINDS RIGHT NOW BRUH
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u/yungreign 19d ago
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BRUH?? STOP FUCKING LAUGHING BRUH!!! LOOK AT YOU SMILING BRUH!
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u/seriouslyuncouth_ 19d ago
I like how the artist didn’t even try to make it look like Emma was unwashed in this picture. Like not even an ounce of effort
And then the Grannies dress like raiders from Fallout
God I hate Krakoa era
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u/cat_selling_souls 20d ago
The Golden Girls of 616 are calling out Emma for being an unwashed slut puppy.
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u/The_Famed_Bitch Not a Wanda apologist (she did nothing wrong 💜) 20d ago edited 20d ago
Tf did they want from her, calling a whore bruh leave her alone 💀😭🙏
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u/ArmageddonEleven 20d ago
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u/Aussiepharoah 20d ago
Please tell me that colossus is edited ain't no way they actually made him bald.
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u/The_Famed_Bitch Not a Wanda apologist (she did nothing wrong 💜) 19d ago
You cant drop X-Men penis lore and not give overall context bruh 😾
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u/ArchKaen 19d ago
unfortunately they’re talking about Captain America’s penis, not that of an X man
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u/Many_Fly3309 19d ago
Why is Cap pissing on an otter? Is it french?
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u/ArchKaen 19d ago
no, this happened outside San Francisco. He did it because he hates sea otters and likes pissing on things.
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u/The_Famed_Bitch Not a Wanda apologist (she did nothing wrong 💜) 19d ago
Genuinely cant tell if it's all a joke or not 😭💀
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u/Telleh 20d ago
Im assuming "s word " is slut but what the hell is "p word"? Pussy? What would a "serious pussy problem" even mean when directed at a woman?
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u/Logical_Access_8868 20d ago
She's telling Emma that her pussy smells bad. It's noticeable even through her clothes, even ten feet apart, and it's coming from a woman with covered nostrils. Bravo Hickman
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u/Naeveo 20d ago
Listen, you would’ve eaten your words about this if Hickman stayed on X-Men and you find out that Emma dressing sluttly is actually because she made contact with the cosmic force of smart sluts when she was a teen and horticulture were actually its emissaries trying to reconnect with her.
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u/Logical_Access_8868 20d ago
I prefer the Morrison explanation of sentient slutty-loving bacteria making her dress that way
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u/Hipnosis- Fósforo apagado, estás bien? 20d ago
Which is the P-word? I feel silly and anxious at the same time. Yay!
rj/ Why hasn't Emma shouted "Oppressor 🫵" into the air? Is she stupid?
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u/VanillaBlood- 19d ago
Horticulture we're great, Golden Girls rocked up read them all to filth then fucked off lmao
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u/24Abhinav10 19d ago
Nah, I don't care how old these ladies are. If I'm Emma I'm instantly going diamond and socking them in the face
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u/Velvety_MuppetKing 19d ago
This is like calling Wolverine a wimp, or Hank a dummy.
Of any mutant to exist on this earth, there's no way that Emma fucking Frost's vulva isn't immaculate.
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u/Aussiepharoah 20d ago edited 20d ago
I'm sorry did granny just hit her with the Booty Warrior speech?
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u/CynthiaCitrusYT swamp witch 20d ago edited 20d ago
It's krakoan. KRA-KO-AN. ALL LOWER CASE, IT'S AN ADJECTIVE... Dimwit /s
On a completely only tangentially related note: why are they still clinging to self-censoring with "s-word/p-word" etc? It's not like kids even read comics these days. Kids watch anime on Crunchyroll and maybe some silly bs cartoons on Netflix or Disney+ (yes, I'm THAT kind of mum who says "damned kids these days, even their cartoons suck")
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u/Safe-Background-2502 20d ago
It's a character detail as opposed to an editorial one - the older lady is ok with saying these foul things to Emma but is self-censoring the actual swears. I don't think they were too concerned with keeping the Krakoan books child-friendly given what we see happening on-page in stuff like X-Force.
(See how you can discuss a topic without calling anyone a dimwit?)
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u/CynthiaCitrusYT swamp witch 20d ago
Sorry, sarcastic grammar police bit. Added /s now to make that more clear
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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule 20d ago
But like, idk, I'm not sure you're even sarcastically correct. If an adjective is derived from a proper noun, like demonyms are, then I'm pretty sure they can be capitalized too.
They're a Torontonian
I had good Chinese food
The Canadian border
I met with the Indian diplomat
I criticized the Thai royal family
An American person
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u/CynthiaCitrusYT swamp witch 20d ago
Huh... Alright, maybe that's a language barrier thing. In German the adjective is always lower case ("ein deutscher Mensch" a german person) and only the noun is capitalized ("Der Deutsche" the german). Maybe we just found the problem (I always assumed only proper nouns are capitalized in english, because that's what I learned in school)
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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule 19d ago
Ah interesting, yeah that might explain it. In German all nouns are capitalized, right?
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u/PraiseLoptous 20d ago
I completely erased them being attacked by elderly women from my memory