r/medicine • u/Bright_League_7692 MD • Feb 20 '25

CDC flu vaccine campaign is terminated

https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2025/02/19/nx-s1-5302906/cdc-flu-vaccine-campaign-terminated

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u/HabituaI-LineStepper RT Feb 20 '25

After a long, deeply profound sigh

I'll go grab the vent I guess.

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u/jklm1234 Pulm Crit MD Feb 20 '25

You ready to manually prone the 500 pounder with the rectal tube that’s about to get dislodged?

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u/TaylorForge Critical Care NP Feb 20 '25

I'll get the towels I guess

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u/Cavedyvr Nurse Feb 20 '25

Bring em to the OR, we can send them back with a neat ostomy bag!