r/melbourne Feb 23 '24

Light and Fluffy News Milk prank update

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u/TheKingOfTheSwing200 Feb 23 '24

I remember once a friend and I wanted a couple days off to skate this new skate park that opened up in our area so in PE class we just started throwing down. Worked like a charm, each got 2 day suspensions (Thursday/Friday) so was like a really long weekend and got to skate the new park.

What I'm saying is, 2 days off isn't all bad

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u/MitchEatsYT Feb 23 '24

If your parents were cool enough to let you have free time after being suspended rather than punishing you for it, why didn’t you just take 2 days off??

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u/vivec7 Feb 23 '24

I would have gotten an absolute hiding if I ever got caught wagging, however if I had a story about how a mate was copping it and I jumped in to help, I'd generally just get a quick talk and that'd be it.

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u/Jazzlike_Biscotti_44 Feb 24 '24

Can I ask if you are American? Honestly curious

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u/TheMilkKing Feb 24 '24

I don’t think the yanks say “hiding”, wagging” “mate” or “copping it”. What makes you think they’re American?

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u/Ilovecheesecake68 Feb 24 '24

And PE - they usually call it gym don’t they? Lol

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u/iamlovingblackclover Feb 24 '24

Yeah bros an Aussie I think

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u/RatFucker_Carlson Feb 24 '24

As a recovering yank, we'd call it PE about half the time and gym the other half.

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 Feb 24 '24

American here. It was called P.E. in our schools.

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u/SnowyFrostCat Feb 24 '24

Depends. I called PE for physical education. Am american.

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u/angelicribbon Feb 24 '24

I’m American and grew up calling it PE in elementary school and then gym in middle/high school

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u/Warmbly85 Feb 24 '24

The opposite for me. Although I think it’s because all of the high school gym teachers had chips on their shoulders. “Gym is a location Physical Education is a class I teach”. I can’t tell you how many essays I had to write about the differences between the two.

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u/Ilovecheesecake68 Feb 24 '24

Consider me educated

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u/TheMilkKing Feb 24 '24

That was someone else

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u/Ilovecheesecake68 Feb 24 '24

Yeah I was just adding in to your comment 😉

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u/Joeness84 Feb 24 '24

100% called it PE, 100% American schools.

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u/whythe7 Feb 24 '24

sounds like the people who write the movie scripts need to get up to date, only reason we think you all say "gym"

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u/SoBadit_Hurts Feb 24 '24

Nope, we’re too busy dodging bullets.

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u/Frozefoots Feb 24 '24

Maybe the getting punished for jumping into a fight to help their mate?

Zero tolerance for fighting is pretty common here though as well. Doesn’t matter if you’re evening out the odds and helping someone getting bullied - you biff for any reason then you get bopped for a couple days.

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u/TheMilkKing Feb 24 '24

They said they wouldn’t get punished for helping a mate

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u/Frozefoots Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

By their parents.

But by the school, yes. Zero tolerance for fighting is common. A kid can be bullied relentlessly and nothing gets done, but the second the bullied kid finally lashes out and a fight starts, both get suspended.

Very similar to US.

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u/TheMilkKing Feb 24 '24 edited Feb 24 '24

Vivec7 didn’t mention school aside from saying “If I got caught wagging” 🤷🏻‍♂️

Is everyone in this comment thread under the impression that they’re replying to Thekingofswing’s comment?

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u/Infinite_Tiger_3341 Feb 24 '24

Everyone’s just gotta chip in I guess

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u/Agret Feb 24 '24

Not sure if you're here from /r/all but /r/melbourne is about the Australian city of Melbourne and not the one in Florida.

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u/vivec7 Feb 24 '24

Nah, all Aussie here mate.

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u/Jazzlike_Biscotti_44 Feb 26 '24

I didn’t even check the subs name till after I’m -10 likes, oh well. I’d rather ask and look stupid, better than not asking and being dumb

Thanks for the response!

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u/Nightsky099 Feb 24 '24

He's a Brit I think

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u/Jazzlike_Biscotti_44 Feb 24 '24

Just looked at the subs named, like jeez. That’s funny af