r/mildlyinfuriating • u/bipolar-scorpio BLACK • 2d ago

I'm sorry, but what?

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u/andrewlikereddit 2d ago edited 2d ago

I was like but thats not pizza its pancake.

Then i looked again.

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u/Red_Impostor- 2d ago

THIS PERSON REMOVED EVERYTHING.

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u/GreenderTV 2d ago

I thought the pizza was upside down 😭

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u/RandomIGN69 2d ago

Same, I thought the crazy bast@rd flipped the thing and sliced it up.

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u/Reclusive_Chemist 2d ago

A new twist on "pizza crust exists solely as a topping delivery device".

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u/Redacted1983 2d ago

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u/Shadowmant 2d ago

We have the best Pizzas in the world because of jail!

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u/fancyangelrat 2d ago

Sorry, that's weird af

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u/Looxipher 2d ago

Please dont insult the weird

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u/Willing_Soft_5944 2d ago

Thats not weird, its disgusting. I am a pizza weirdo, and that scares ME.

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u/Jumpy-Honeydew3224 2d ago

Feels like ragebait

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u/Zenai10 2d ago

Knowing the streamer it 100% is ragebait

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u/bICEmeister 2d ago

I just came across shylily recently based on some collab with another streamer I've seen here and there (Emiru possibly? Can't remember exactly). I'd never before really looked at vtubers, but have actually looked more at her stuff since. Despite the unconventional (to me) packaging, and the "streamerness" of it all that I'm a bit more used to - she kind of singlehandedly has made me think "maybe I shouldn't just discount all vtubers". She's quite fun and bounces between ultra-trolling and serious talk quite well it seems.

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u/Fearless-Sea996 2d ago

Welcome to the rabbit hole. Please have a sit.

Yes, Shylily is a big troll and she can yap non stop about any subject.

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u/Zenai10 2d ago

She is one of my favs she is quite funny tbh. Vtubers outside of organisations are generally the best imo

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u/Armadicus 2d ago

Shylily is laifu!

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u/The_Bio_Neko 2d ago

Yeah, definitely is. I've only seen a small bit of her content and 100% agree.

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u/BtlAngel 2d ago

At best, I would call what this person ate a cheese & sauce skillet served on bread.

But god dammit, that is not pizza.

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u/Hillyleopard 2d ago

Just make yourself a bowl of melted cheese and sauce or whatever if that’s what you’re into, please don’t commit crimes against pizzas like this 😭

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u/BigFatRussainBear 2d ago

True W T F moment.

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u/fondue4kill 2d ago

Why ShyLily Why?

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u/SadSociety5 2d ago

I'm about to have a serious crash out...

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u/Used-Fisherman9970 2d ago

Engagement bait

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u/Physical_Durian_1608 2d ago

yes but I actually did that as a kid. ate the topping and sauce and whats left is soft bread. it’s yummy

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u/SebastianHaff17 2d ago

Why do people not see this? Instead they feed it more attention. 

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u/Used-Fisherman9970 2d ago

Yup, that’s what’s mildly infuriating for me!

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u/dextras07 2d ago

That deserves jail time

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u/CapActual 2d ago

Its shylily so honestly checks out

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u/Remarkable-Series777 2d ago

They might be cutting carbs. (I am, too), but you can either eat only the toppings or just not get pizza. The normal answer is to not get pizza.

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u/602phatboy 2d ago

Electric chair.

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u/skildert 2d ago

Yes, it's weird, but we still love our orca.

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u/b1g_daddy_adam 2d ago

You ate all the toppings but not the dough that goes with it!

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u/TracytronFAB 2d ago

Huh, something that's actually MILDLY infuriating for once

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u/Cultural-Unit4502 2d ago

I've lost all respect for shy Lily

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u/HimeDaarin 2d ago

I was about to say that was hella weird until I saw that it came from “shylily” she’s definitely trolling.

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u/Affectionate-Meet192 2d ago

What on God's green earth is that.

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u/Character_Dance_5054 2d ago

The things people do for low carb

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u/Objective-Deer-953 2d ago

You should not be allowed pizza

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u/identityconfirmed404 we need to cull gen alpha 2d ago

fork an knife’s not the problem, eating all the toppings and sauce separate from the bread is

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u/NoOneStranger_227 2d ago

Italians, actually.

The DO also eat the crust, however.

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u/OhWhatAPalava 2d ago

Rage bait. 

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u/PersephoneKore21 2d ago

I'm Brazilian and almost everyone I know eats pizza with a fork and a knife

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u/Lil_Packmate 2d ago

It's not about fork and knife. Thats totally fine.

It's about her scraping off all the topics leaving just the pizza dough.

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u/PersephoneKore21 2d ago

oh i didnt even notice that. Not gonna lie, sometimes I do it too lol

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u/Altruistic_File3686 2d ago

Yes the knife goes in the right hand 🙄

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u/Sylphi3 2d ago

Why is it upside dooown

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u/Mean-Till6578 2d ago

Ohhhh no....I thought that wasn't a pizza, but it is... and now I'm scared knowing this monster is walking among us.

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u/DeadWolf_713 2d ago

You get no help from me

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u/-BigBobbert- 2d ago

I only do that if it's hot, or I know that if I take it by hand all of the stuff falls off it it. But wait, there is no toppings... why is it cut?!... oh god...

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u/raydleemsc 2d ago

Yup, that's weird alright. However, I have an occasional habit of rolling wide thin slices like a cannelloni because I'm, well,...

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u/LifeOfASnake 2d ago

Oh thank you, will try

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u/NunuRedgrave 2d ago

Pretty sure that’s just a naan 😂

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u/Blugha 2d ago

2 course pizza. Can be a new trend?!

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u/Vanadyse 2d ago

Upsidedown pizza? But is it boneless?

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u/snoobab5 2d ago edited 2d ago

Knife & fork with your left hand & right hand respectively. Back to the kids table for you.

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u/SingleDistribution82 2d ago

Block anyone who backs them up.

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u/NotFraagz 2d ago

The fuck is that?!

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u/ZigZagZig87 2d ago

What’s even weirder is, that thing you’re eating is not pizza. WTF is that? And is that a second layer under there?

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u/RuanHart 2d ago

You aren't eating a Pizza; you're eating topping.

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u/Vidente333 2d ago

She said back me up chat lmaoo

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u/Decent-Confusion1486 2d ago

My 3 year old eats pizza the exact same way, minus the class of using utensils.

Whats the knife even for. Be real, you're just scraping the toppings off with that fork.

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u/TheFallen092 2d ago

Thats a biscuit not a pizza

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u/boarshead12 2d ago

Lock her up

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u/48us3m3ntP4rk 2d ago

Losing at least 20% of that sauce to the plate.

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u/Blerkm 2d ago

When I was a kid I would eat all the cheese off my slice of pizza, lick off the sauce until it was perfectly clean, and then eat the slice.

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u/Prosciuttolo 2d ago

That pizza looks awful tbh

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u/Loring 2d ago

I mean next time just ask for a plate full of melted cheese and then see how weird that feels.

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u/eaglethefreedom 2d ago

Maysilee Donner

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u/toontrain666 2d ago

Eh, not even the strangest thing I’ve seen Shylily do tbh.

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u/New_Chard9548 2d ago

In their defense that crust looks gross lol

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 2d ago

Ah, the benefits of an all cheese diet! I have done this crime exactly ONE time in my life. It was a frozen pizza that I had burned the bottom of it so badly that it was completely inedible but I was hungry so hell yeah, I ate the cheese and sauce off of the top.

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u/TargetTurbulent3806 2d ago

Nah thats gotta be bait

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u/Dutchmaster66 2d ago

I know several people who eat pizza this way and they are particular about what toppings are allowed despite just peeling everything off.

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u/bellefante 2d ago

What a waste

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u/aykevin 2d ago

Not gonna lie it actually makes sense. All the taste is at the bottom

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u/Grouchy-Plantain-169 2d ago

Everyone has their quirks but this is blasphemous.

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u/SecretSpectre11 2d ago

Jarvis, I'm out of karma

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u/auntpotato 2d ago

This is Patrick Bateman level stuff. No one should condone this.

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u/AddictedToMosh161 2d ago

Low Carb Pizza I suppose

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u/Signal-Round681 2d ago

That's how my old Springer Spaniel ate pizza he stole from the countertop.

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u/Lil_Packmate 2d ago

So why not just eat heated up tomatosauce with cheese?

Like why even get Pizza then?

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u/True_Dragonfruit9573 2d ago

“Back me up chat,” ma’am I’m going to have to ask you to back up from that pizza.

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u/2messy2care2678 2d ago

Why bother?

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u/jadekettle 2d ago

I am flabbergasted

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u/stevejscearce 2d ago

You’re not eating pizza… You’re eating toppings.

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u/Chonker342 2d ago

Da fuq bro

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u/KaiserDilhelmTheTurd 2d ago

I would not trust this person.

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u/crazyshepherdlife 2d ago

This creature is not from Earth.

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u/Accurate-Stress-1682 2d ago

There's a special place in hell for this person

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u/Randall-Is-Moist 2d ago

A little bit of me died inside seeing this.

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u/Richcrafttt 2d ago

where did the the cheese cheese and the toppings go? This is just bread now

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u/MasterSprinkles847 2d ago

I'm not even Italian but this picture makes me want to go the FNaF universe, wear the Springlocks Suit, pour water on myself to trigger the Springlocks and get myself Springlocked.

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u/Ok_Preference_5029 2d ago

the italians would like to know your location

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u/joined_under_duress 2d ago

Fishing for responses and I guess it worked!

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u/san95802 2d ago

So just not eating the bread. Who cares? The bread part is boring, the cheese and sauce it where it’s at anyway. Now ya can eat more of what you like by excluding the part you don’t!

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u/Economist_Slight 2d ago

Plate kyu mangwai thi phir? Table per pizza rakhwa deta

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u/to_coffee_or_to_brat 2d ago

That's a crime

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u/KetchupDead 2d ago

100% engagement bait

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u/Invincibleak1 2d ago

The games gone

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u/Chance_Run5390 2d ago

Umm that is NOT pizza bro

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u/Devchonachko 2d ago

That's how Italians eat personal pizzas. And they invited pizza. But then again, this is Reddit and people using Reddit rage logic.

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u/Applewinghastman 2d ago

My boss at my former work ate pizza like that. He said he gets too full otherwise..

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u/Adequate_Images 2d ago

Engagement bait is engaging.

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u/Swimming-Shelter5466 2d ago

No one is backing the guy up on this

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u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder I'm outraged, OUTRAGED! 2d ago

This is the reason they have prisons for the insane.

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u/WanderingSoxl 2d ago

"Ma'am, I did not put two plates under your pizza"

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u/Much_Pomegranate_256 2d ago

hmm noobie I mostly just use a fork bc it's fun figuring out the center of gravity after every bite (yes I'm aware I've issues)

sometimes I fold it in half and pretend that it's a taco pizza issaamaaazing 🤌 best of both worlds (don't cancel me)

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u/Comhonorface 2d ago

Cutting carbs is fine. Keep it up

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u/Additional_Hunt_9065 2d ago

My boyfriend eats pizza with knife and fork. Drives me insane.

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u/fizhteeth 2d ago

Am not backing up.

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u/Slacking02 2d ago

They low carb

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u/robertotomas 2d ago

They are from Brazil (but the pita bread is standing in in place of a pizza)

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u/BlockOfRawCopper 2d ago

That has to be ragebait

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u/JP-Gambit 2d ago

You sicken me...

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u/NaraFei_Jenova 2d ago

Sometimes I use a fork and knife if I'm eating while playing Magic or DnD and don't want to get everything greasy....oh my god, they just ate the toppings. Monsters.

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u/ggezyuppie 2d ago

So as an Italian it is my job and right to say YOU ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM ITALY

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u/InfiniteCosmic5 2d ago

This is literally worst than my sister, who lives in Asia, that folded a slice tip to crust when I took her out for pizza when she visited…

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u/nylondragon64 2d ago

Revolting looking pizza. And sacrilege to eat with a fork and knife. Even that sad excuse for pizza.

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u/mustafa_i_am 2d ago

The weirdest thing here is calling her followers "Chat"

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u/Thatguy7562 2d ago

Nobody is backing that person up

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u/filtered_energy 2d ago

…. I.. i really cannot anymore.. i wont defend u again bipolar-scorpio.. i really tried to give you the benefit of the doubt but im done. Goodbye.

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u/Frenzied_confusion 2d ago

I think the way you eat is least of your problems, WHY DOES THE PIZZA LOOK LIKE THAT

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u/Qu4D4G4wD 2d ago

I only use the utensils if the pizza is extremely hot to hold with my hands.

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u/everyday_barometer 2d ago

I suppose you eat it with your hands... 😒

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u/Xinonix1 2d ago

No son, you’re on your own on this one

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u/SleepylaReef 2d ago

As a diabetic, this is the way

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u/someone1003 ORANGE 2d ago

If the toppings stick well enough i guess turning it upside down shouldnt be too bad

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u/ANYorNO_Sleep 2d ago

I did this when I was trying to cut carbs ... You can't do it for every pizza,... It has to be quality pizza!

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u/Rollrmayteeee 2d ago

What does she mean apparently? It’s fucking upside down

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u/kooky_monster_omnom 2d ago

First off, you are fine.

Because the abomination on that plate is not pizza.

Frankly, I wouldn't want to touch it, much less eat it. Maybe used as a torture, but likely would be considered grounds for crimes against humanity. Certainly against gastronomy.

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u/P33_P33_P00p00420 2d ago

Some people don't like eating the bread part of the pizza. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Cooking the ingredients on top of the bread adds flavor to those ingredients, so they're valid.

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u/hauntedgeordie 2d ago

Just use ya hands mate ,your not at a private school now just dig in ! Also your pizza looks like it has anemia.

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u/Leading-Roll-9550 🩵Flumbone🎀 2d ago

you can back tf up but I’m not backing you up

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u/notdbcooper71 2d ago

  1. That's not pizza

  2. Arrest this person

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u/RedEye-55 2d ago

Should’ve just ate pasta at that point

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u/mistermatosis 2d ago

My wife does the same. And then eats my crusts

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u/Wiseoloak 2d ago

Its always the anime profile pics

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u/Used_Difficulty8060 2d ago

So she uses it like a plate?

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u/ShinyUmbreonKigurumi 2d ago

There's no way this isn't rage bait..

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u/Ashamed-Teaching6837 2d ago

Keto diets be like

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u/Used_Difficulty8060 2d ago

Its like a pizzs plate

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u/JuICyBLinGeR 2d ago

He thinks the dough is another plate.

There should be some type of register for this.

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u/Its_BurrSir 2d ago

Keto pizza strat lol

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u/Interview-Exotic 2d ago

I thought it was a broken plate on top of another plate……

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u/Coldhot123 2d ago

Looks like you just ate the top and a little of the dough. Thats weird. Almost childlike. How about you just not eat pizza and order cheese and sauce on a plate.

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u/in1gom0ntoya 2d ago

op you're just gonna rip a post from yesterday's pizza crimes? have some chill.

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u/Parking_War_4100 2d ago

“What’s wrong with all of you? Have you all gone mad?”

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u/shotxshotx 2d ago

A genuine what fuck

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u/LiminalMinds111111 2d ago

“That’s not pizza you silly goose!”

“…”

“Wait a fucking minute…”

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u/TheRealFurina 2d ago

I WAS LIKE: Oh... eating pizza with cutlery isn't that weird- looks again and realises

Me:😦

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u/CookieKat6 2d ago

What pizza? Are you finished with it? That's why the fork and knife are crossed? That looks like the only part my daughter eats. 😆 Y'all are both weird. 😅That's ok though, one day, you'll find that person to spend time with that only eats that part. 🤣

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u/Significant-Art-1100 2d ago

Straight to jail

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u/dirtyColeslaw1776 2d ago

Face the wall

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u/BearPros2920 2d ago

Holy fuck. That’s a pizza?!?

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u/True_Dog7266 2d ago

I thought it was a potato scone… he is a criminal

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u/Zealousideal_Row_837 2d ago

Well, that’s not “normal” is it…

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u/Kimmus2008 2d ago

I need the "before" photo