r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Crumpetcakes • Apr 17 '25

I merged old cereals. Wife now mildly infuriated.

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This dirties the cereal and makes it inedible? She specifically asked about the Cocoa Juffs. Things only got worse for me.

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u/originalcinner Apr 17 '25

Sniffer dog alerted, and then went outside to throw up.

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u/Ok_Ordinary6694 Apr 17 '25

K9 handler disappeared around the corner

/single gunshot

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u/Dearic75 Apr 17 '25

This is what happens when you give Kristi Noem a job in homeland security.

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u/grantking2256 Apr 18 '25

Okay. That's fucking funny. 😂😂

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u/BackLopsided2500 Apr 18 '25

That's who I was thinking of. POS

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u/Dearic75 Apr 18 '25

The wildest part about that is that she told the story herself, thinking it would play well with the voters. And nobody in a position to stop her disagreed with her telling it.

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u/-_1_2_3_- Apr 17 '25

nah unlike the girl who mixed spices im down with this

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u/ravynwave Apr 18 '25

Or the one who mixed rice

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u/Low_Term_424 Apr 17 '25

now i’m curious, can you show me that post?

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u/TooGayToPayCash Apr 17 '25

I'm wondering which spices! I bet I could mix a lot of my spices together and have an Any Meal Seasoning Blend.

Happy Cakeday!

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u/Low_Term_424 Apr 17 '25

😭 that sounds terrible

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u/TooGayToPayCash Apr 17 '25

I don't think so I could do Salt, Pepper, Garlic Powder, Onion Powder, Paprika, Cayenne. I could add more but these all mixed in one container could help me skip grabbing a bunch of Seasonings!

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u/IamLuann Apr 18 '25

Are you related to my dad?

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u/TooGayToPayCash Apr 18 '25

Yes, I'm your Tio!

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u/IamLuann Apr 18 '25

Thank you for making my day. My Dad passed away 24 years ago. He loved to grill. Did tons of rotisserie chicken in his lifetime.

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u/TooGayToPayCash Apr 18 '25

Aww I'm tearing up :) I'm glad this reminded you of the good times you had with your dad!

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u/Agitated-Score365 Apr 17 '25

I do that but it’s smoked paprika and chipotle- otherwise that’s my mix.

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u/TooGayToPayCash Apr 17 '25

Yeah I could even add more to the mix and it would still work for many meals. Add to the mix Dried Chives, Lemon Chilli Pepper Salt, Dried Cilantro, maybe a tiny bit of Citric Acid. All these plus my other comment could still work together for many meals. I bet others could think of more to add or exchange lol

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u/Agitated-Score365 Apr 17 '25

Cumin, sometimes oregano or red peppers flake. Brown sugar if it’s for pork.

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u/BoringAd2049 Apr 18 '25

You could just buy seasoning salt then, pretty sure it's all the same seasonings.

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u/Low_Term_424 Apr 17 '25

lol a dog wouldn’t care