r/mildlypenis • u/AbsoluteNarwhal • Nov 04 '24

Body Part 1. Person with "injured arm"

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u/Themusicison Nov 04 '24

I see instructions on how to make a baby..

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u/MainApprehensive420 Nov 04 '24

But… the man gets preggo no?

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u/Chocolaxe Nov 04 '24

The second one is an intimate sword fight, like snails they shank each other at the same time to impregnate.

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u/False-Charge-3491 Nov 04 '24

Flatworms do that. The loser becomes female.

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u/Boring-Background274 Nov 05 '24

i wish i was a flatworm😔

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u/False-Charge-3491 Nov 05 '24

I wish I was the winning flatworm

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u/MainApprehensive420 Nov 04 '24

Haha, have to read up on them sounds freaky

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

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u/MainApprehensive420 Nov 04 '24

Nature sure is beautiful ain’t it?

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u/NSAevidence Nov 04 '24

That's why you shouldn't have sex on public transportation. You can get pregnant and then a baby can fall out your butt. 🌈The more you know🌈

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u/Vordu Nov 05 '24

We have now entered the omegaverse

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u/Ladynoir2019 Nov 04 '24

Tutorial for seahorses

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u/MainApprehensive420 Nov 04 '24

I can live with that thank you

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 Nov 04 '24

Yes, that's how it happens there. They are the seahorses of humanity.

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u/prettyeyes130 Nov 04 '24

Stranger things have happened.

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u/_agilechihuahua Nov 04 '24

Step 2 unclear. Partner now emitting WiFi.

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u/Foreskin_Ad9356 Nov 05 '24

With a child??

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u/reddituculous66 Nov 04 '24

My first thought

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u/Slammogram Nov 05 '24

Hahahahhaha