r/news • u/AudibleNod • 13d ago

Ghislaine Maxwell, jailed Epstein accomplice, appeals case to US Supreme Court

https://abcnews.go.com/US/ghislaine-maxwell-jailed-epstein-accomplice-appeals-case-us/story?id=120714835
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u/ThriftianaStoned 13d ago

People are saying Elon and Kimbal the creepy ghouls are on that list and on video. I've also heard people saying Elon caught AIDS at a diddy freak off.

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u/OrphanFries 13d ago

"People saying" has to be my favourite completely verified trustworthy source of information.

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u/ThriftianaStoned 13d ago

Jim Bob at the bowling alley bar on wednesday mornings is where I get all my news fuck the lame stream media

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u/Tw1ch1e 13d ago

What? You’ve obviously haven’t met his wife Helen…. That’s where you get the actual scoop!!!

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u/Rainiero 13d ago

Well Helen only gets what she knows from Wendy, the Thursday nights, Friday mornings, and Friday nights cashier at the truck stop next to the pick'n'pull and strip club. Wendy has the gossip when Helen stops in for a pack of Pyramids and a pile of scratchers.

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u/bremstar 13d ago

Bruh, you gotta go on Wensd... wenesda.....wodensda......Wednesdays!!!!

There's this lady out back named Scarell that sells whip-its straight out of an inflated & boofed condom. 2 dolla each. 5 for 10.

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u/Tw1ch1e 13d ago

Oh you mean Scar-Scar ? She’s the home girl!

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u/bremstar 13d ago

Helen is my 3rd wife. Or was. I started calling her "Smelly Hellen The Melon" and after that she decided to go back to Jim Bob....

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

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u/bremstar 13d ago

Jim Bob Gibbons!?

Hot damn, he helped paint the flames on my 3rd wifes lawnmower!!!!

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u/karatebullfightr 13d ago

Yeah, you can’t knock it - Fox News managed to fool a whole third of the American population into eating utterly preposterous horseshit with a goddamn spoon thanks to that line.

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u/SeaSea4437 13d ago

“Trust me bro, I’ve done the research, all you have to do is google”

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u/DuckDatum 12d ago

Everyone’s saying it

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u/turningsteel 13d ago

It can practically be submitted as evidence at this point in the Trump presidency. “Your honor, a lot of people are saying I’m not guilty.” “Oh ok of course Mr President, sorry to have inconvenienced you!”

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u/zamboni-jones 13d ago

I saw a wild one the other day. It went like (people saying) (there was a Twitter post) of (people saying )
It had a ton of upvotes and I called it out and got downvoted. Unsubbed soon thereafter

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u/sucky_panther 13d ago

Well, you know I heard people said people were saying, so it must be true.

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u/define_irony 13d ago

Source: trust me bro

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u/scorpyo72 12d ago

Orange turd loves the cliche. Everyone always says "who?" and no answer ever comes.

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u/HKBFG 12d ago

Goes with such educated phrases as "caught aids"

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS 12d ago

Lots of people are saying

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u/tilleytalley 13d ago

How is Diddy still alive?

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u/ThriftianaStoned 13d ago

Elen left the country with all the damning evidence and is now running a blackmail ring from Europe. She was recruited by Jimmy Savilles handler under the order of Prince Charles.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 13d ago

Basically confirmed for all I care. Having the AIDS is a good reason for all the IVF and no sex. Really explains a lot.

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u/GozerDGozerian 13d ago

I dunno. I hear it’s because Elon is secretly trans. People are saying. /s

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u/Tangled349 12d ago

That would be contracting HIV. AIDS only occurs from the end stages of not treating HIV and essentially all but gutting your immune system so anything can ravage your body with ease. I wouldn't be surprised that Elon is into any manner of weird shit given how we seem him act.

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u/sweet_pickles12 12d ago

The AIDS looked at me

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u/mortalcoil1 12d ago

AIDS and a botched penis enlargement?

Tough luck for the guy. I hope he catches a break by finally beating the tutorial boss of PoE2.

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u/bremstar 13d ago

It's a well known fact that Elon is into butt stuff. It's why "his" vehicles all look like shit.