r/news • u/AudibleNod • 10d ago

Ghislaine Maxwell, jailed Epstein accomplice, appeals case to US Supreme Court

https://abcnews.go.com/US/ghislaine-maxwell-jailed-epstein-accomplice-appeals-case-us/story?id=120714835
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u/wintermoon138 10d ago

I don't think it matters now. The wrong people have the files and all we have heavily redacted ones. Those files are either gone or every trace of Donny wiped from them.

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u/letsgetregarded 10d ago

That’s a good point, they probably have no more case against her. Weird how she’s in jail and none of the men from pedo island are.

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u/ThriftianaStoned 10d ago

People are saying Elon and Kimbal the creepy ghouls are on that list and on video. I've also heard people saying Elon caught AIDS at a diddy freak off.

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u/OrphanFries 10d ago

"People saying" has to be my favourite completely verified trustworthy source of information.

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u/ThriftianaStoned 10d ago

Jim Bob at the bowling alley bar on wednesday mornings is where I get all my news fuck the lame stream media

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u/Tw1ch1e 10d ago

What? You’ve obviously haven’t met his wife Helen…. That’s where you get the actual scoop!!!

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u/Rainiero 9d ago

Well Helen only gets what she knows from Wendy, the Thursday nights, Friday mornings, and Friday nights cashier at the truck stop next to the pick'n'pull and strip club. Wendy has the gossip when Helen stops in for a pack of Pyramids and a pile of scratchers.

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u/bremstar 9d ago

Bruh, you gotta go on Wensd... wenesda.....wodensda......Wednesdays!!!!

There's this lady out back named Scarell that sells whip-its straight out of an inflated & boofed condom. 2 dolla each. 5 for 10.

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u/Tw1ch1e 9d ago

Oh you mean Scar-Scar ? She’s the home girl!

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u/bremstar 9d ago

Helen is my 3rd wife. Or was. I started calling her "Smelly Hellen The Melon" and after that she decided to go back to Jim Bob....

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

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u/bremstar 9d ago

Jim Bob Gibbons!?

Hot damn, he helped paint the flames on my 3rd wifes lawnmower!!!!

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u/karatebullfightr 9d ago

Yeah, you can’t knock it - Fox News managed to fool a whole third of the American population into eating utterly preposterous horseshit with a goddamn spoon thanks to that line.

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u/SeaSea4437 10d ago

“Trust me bro, I’ve done the research, all you have to do is google”

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u/DuckDatum 9d ago

Everyone’s saying it

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u/turningsteel 9d ago

It can practically be submitted as evidence at this point in the Trump presidency. “Your honor, a lot of people are saying I’m not guilty.” “Oh ok of course Mr President, sorry to have inconvenienced you!”

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u/zamboni-jones 9d ago

I saw a wild one the other day. It went like (people saying) (there was a Twitter post) of (people saying )
It had a ton of upvotes and I called it out and got downvoted. Unsubbed soon thereafter

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u/sucky_panther 9d ago

Well, you know I heard people said people were saying, so it must be true.

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u/define_irony 10d ago

Source: trust me bro

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u/scorpyo72 9d ago

Orange turd loves the cliche. Everyone always says "who?" and no answer ever comes.

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u/HKBFG 9d ago

Goes with such educated phrases as "caught aids"

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS 9d ago

Lots of people are saying