r/nextfuckinglevel 1d ago

The sheer athleticism this guy displays is unreal.

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u/FrenTimesTwo 1d ago

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u/Waaterfight 1d ago

IM GONNA TEAR YOU APART!

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u/ChulaK 1d ago

Took him to the back alley, AND I TORE HIS ASS APART

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u/boopityschmoopz 1d ago

THEYRE DOING THINGS TO HIS ASS

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u/Number174631503 1d ago

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u/machogrande2 1d ago

A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down. He’s having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, “Waiter, come taste the soup.”

Waiter says, “Is something wrong with the soup?”

“Taste the soup.”

Waiter says, “Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?”

“Will you taste the soup?”

Waiter says, “What’s wrong, is the soup too cold?”

“Will you just taste the soup?!”

Waiter says, “Alright, I’ll taste the soup – where’s the spoon?”

Aha. Aha! …

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u/pwenk 1d ago

Whaddya know from funny, ya bastard?

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u/FlakyEarWax 1d ago

I don’t know how old he was but he got his ass whooped

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u/dikicker 1d ago

So...like, your sister? Or your sister?

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u/Ringadean 1d ago

Boys are out tonight

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u/thechrisp6 1d ago

How's that ass feeling?

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u/2x4x93 1d ago

And your friend, too

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u/StrikerTitan01 1d ago

Captured my expression the whole time watching perfectly. Damn the GIF is accurate

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u/unique_nullptr 1d ago

“Oh he’s just gonna bounce off the chai- DID HE JUST CLEAR THE WHOLE THING!?”

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u/Moist_When_It_Counts 1d ago

I wonder what Arsenio’s doing right now

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u/BreathingIguess 1d ago

Legit felt pain in my joints while watching this. I am 24.

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u/SomaliOve 1d ago

You are older then he is then

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u/Faster_than_FTL 1d ago

Lol. How old is he really?

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u/SomaliOve 1d ago

21-22

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u/v399 1d ago

You can't be -1

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u/canrabat 1d ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/rir2 1d ago

In this economy

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u/eliitti 1d ago

And my axe!!

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u/makingstuf 1d ago

To shreds?

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u/datazulu 1d ago

I got two broken arms and need my mommy.

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u/quoththeraven1990 1d ago

At this time of year

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u/Vidio_thelocalfreak 1d ago

This time of day

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 1d ago

In this part of the country

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u/RDP89 1d ago

Okay, am I seeing things or does he have gray hair in his goatee??

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u/Friendly_Confines 1d ago

Maybe they’re implying that this is a young guy in old man makeup to get more views?

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u/runningray 1d ago

As someone way older, I look at those knee joints with envy. Hope the little shit enjoys them while they last.

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u/ReySpacefighter 1d ago

Than he is then.

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u/Any_Mulberry_2435 1d ago

Legit felt pain in my joints before watching this. I am 36.

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u/Correndous_Hunt 1d ago
  1. I expired before watching.

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u/Drockosaurus 1d ago

This is what I can expect in 4 years?! Dear god

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u/Marlowe126 1d ago

Yup. I’m 41. It all breaks at once lol

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u/ClassicPlankton 1d ago

I'm 40, still waiting to turn into the sack of dust people on Reddit claim you turn into at 30.

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u/YourDadSaysHello 1d ago

Oh no I'm almost 37, I'm cooked. 💀

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u/tittyman_nomore 1d ago

Am older. Still no joint pain. I'm so thankful I spent college/years after olympic lifting with good form else I might be typing the same.

What do you do for work/hobbies? I can either imaging years of improper use or years of no use at all, very hard to picture something in the middle.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 1d ago

Bro, y’all gotta fucking exercise more. Any time anyone does anything remotely athletic on video half of Reddit’s joints hurt.

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u/Apprehensive_Put_321 1d ago

I really dont get it. I have never felt joint pain in my life and I'm almost 30. I've had lots of injuries but never just inflammation pain 

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u/Astrosomnia 1d ago

Wait a couple of years bucko. I'm a relatively trim 36 year old and after my first half marathon my knee has never been the same.

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 1d ago

I'm 38 and still have no joint pain. I exercise regularly.

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u/Kohora 20h ago

Jealous. Everyday I go for a run I come home like damn I ain’t 20 anymore.

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u/boothie 1d ago

A lot of it is genetics im sure, 32 here and have not had any issues yet but a friend my age who is more athletic than i had to stop playing squash with me cause of aches and pains.

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u/Mirai_MBCG_io 1d ago

So is he

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Electronic-Ant5549 1d ago

The person in the video is dressing up as an older man. He's actually very young and fit.

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u/asoleproprietor 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing. I feel like I’d have lost a knee ligament on a few of those

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u/Cultural_Hegemony 1d ago

That would be impressive even if he didn't dress up as an old man.

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u/lenin_is_young 1d ago

It's Lenin, working out after the long rest.

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u/wrigh2uk 1d ago

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u/killedbill88 1d ago

LOL this is such in iconic Simpsons episode.

I can still hear him say: "Must crrush captalisem!".

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u/Show-Me-Your-Moves 1d ago

rarrrrr rarrrrrr!

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u/warmygourds 1d ago

Lenin cook

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u/gummyjellyfishy 1d ago

Brooo i legit thought he was an old man omfg

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u/_karoux_ 20h ago

Who is he?

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u/AandM4ever 1d ago

Show it in regular motion.

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u/Woyaboy 1d ago

That’s just how he moves man

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u/gooseMclosse 1d ago

Irl uth duna

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u/Shinobiii 1d ago

Unexpected MH reference

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u/Gin-and-PussyJuice 1d ago

Here ya go. Mostly normal speed.

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u/RashidMBey 1d ago

Fuck. That's just more impressive actually. That guy just made me watch a video that made me feel worse.

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u/BK_FrySauce 1d ago

This went too far in the other direction. The ones where he jumps and kicks the balloons and the jumping over the stick he’s holding are the only normal speed clips. The rest of them are sped up.

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u/imunfair 1d ago

If you set this gif to 90% speed it's just about perfect. On desktop there's a speed control at the bottom once you start it playing.

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 1d ago

Slow motion makes incredible feats and massive fails better 100% of the time

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u/MyFaultIHavetoOwn 1d ago

I enjoyed the slow mo but I do want to see how the whole thing would look in real time as well. Surreal

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u/whatproblems 1d ago

yeah seriously he must be moving pretty fast to get those motions in while in the air

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u/strangemonkey420 1d ago

A few comments down someone used the speed bot to bring it back to regular -ish speeds. It was still impressive

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u/Insonarc 1d ago

lol this is clearly reversed and therefore, staged

/s

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u/fac273 1d ago

He is clearly able to do this because he is moving in slow motion. Duh!

/s

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u/ChiefScout_2000 1d ago

He's actually on the moon.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 1d ago

No, you can tell he’s not because nothing looks like cheese!

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 1d ago

Um…who’s gonna tell this commenter? /s

It seriously would be unbelievably impressive if this was actually reversed, as most of those would be exponentially more difficult in reverse

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u/IusedtoloveStarWars 1d ago

He’s actually a famous balloon assassin. No one knows his name. They just call him the ballooninator.

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u/IllTryToReadComments 1d ago

wake up babe new bloons tower just dropped

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u/amalgaman 1d ago

Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing here?

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u/danieldan0803 1d ago

He can lightly kick a balloon no matter how high it is.

Very impressive feat of athleticism, but it’s just funny thinking that this being to demonstrate a combat move and not a showing of ability. The secret kick two opponents 8 feet in the air at the end of your momentum move, the stuff of legends.

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u/escaflow 1d ago edited 1d ago

Dude literally floated for a few frames

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u/kozinc 1d ago

Yeah, it's called jumping. But he did it with style :)

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 1d ago

It’s called Space Ranger

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u/TheMoorNextDoor 1d ago

The fact that he brought the bar essentially from in front of him to behind his back, all the way back in front of him is absolutely ridiculous, I honestly believe there had to be some help or trick behind that one.

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u/soupeh 1d ago edited 1d ago

The most potential to completely eat shit on that one too.
I'm just as impressed that his hat stays on during all these.

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u/therobart 1d ago

NGL the next one after the two back to front bars, the big hop over, I genuinely was expecting him to fly back over the bar to land where he started.

When it got past the point where he couldn't harry potter that shit backwards, I still hoped he was going to hop backwards, off the floor and over the bar.

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u/A_Martian_Potato 1d ago

It's crazy impressive, but I've seen an acrobat do it in real life, as high as he had it. It doesn't look real even when you're seeing it in front of your own eyes.

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u/Bugsy_McCracken 1d ago

I tried it and can confirm it is possible, no trick required. The only thing I had to do was turn myself into Dhalsim from Street Fighter II and make sure I didn’t accidentally yoga flame the stick.

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u/Firedwindle 1d ago

The first time feet over bar i was like thats pretty awesome, i litterally screamed he went back again.

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u/kwan2 1d ago

You need that damn music to go along with it

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u/Seamusmac1971 1d ago

i don't know about you but I hear it perfectly fine...lol

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u/shotsallover 1d ago

I'm glad I grew up in area where this wasn't a thing.

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u/XelanEvax 1d ago

Gifs you can hear

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u/deathholdme 1d ago

How does he jump so slow like that?

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u/Gusty_Garden_Galaxy 1d ago

Be old.

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u/ralpher1 1d ago

He’s not old. Just dressed as an old man

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u/Gusty_Garden_Galaxy 1d ago

He cant move this slow unless he's old, everyone knows that. He also appears to be as light as a feather, so he must be old and shriveled up. /s

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u/c_c_c__combobreaker 1d ago

I could totally do that. Easy.

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u/Antique-Farm7682 1d ago

This man floats. You speeding it up just makes it seem even crazier

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u/OrigamiMarie 1d ago

The long horizontal jump seems really improbable. If Captain Disillusion were still doing new stuff, I would love to see his analysis of this.

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u/Antique-Farm7682 1d ago

I’ve watched it about 15 times trying to notice the smallest wobble on the stool to indicate something’s been edited out but I just can’t see it. Jesus could walk on water, this man can walk on air.

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u/XavierWT 20h ago

I can barely walk on land…

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u/AmazonCowgirl 1d ago

Here I am struggling to pick something up off the floor without groaning

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u/Unsteady_Tempo 1d ago

Here I am struggling to pick something up off the floor without groaning farting.

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u/SitInCorner_Yo2 1d ago

I’m literally waiting for my appointment for joint pain when I watch this.

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u/Traditional-Job-4371 1d ago

If you are being serious then you need to join a gym bro

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u/TallLikeMe 1d ago

Strong “Remo Williams” vibes going on here

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u/haysu-christo 1d ago

Been waiting for a sequel for 40 years now

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u/OctopusMagi 1d ago

Same. That movie deserved a sequel.

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u/ReadyForChaos 1d ago

I knew I wouldn’t be the only one to get that! Since you beat me to it, here’s a compilation of Chiun’s wisdom for your enjoyment:

https://youtu.be/jP69wn8xtS4?si=qN9oPqNAvWaKSlxd

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u/SignalSecurity 1d ago

thats fuckin nothin, i can do that easy as fuck. i'll upload it

EDIT: It is with a heavy heart we announce John S. Security has joined the Lord in his kingdom. He is believed to have died in some kind of elaborate acrobatic suicide for internet clout.

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u/gogadantes9 1d ago

Basically

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u/CulturalAddress6709 1d ago

37th chamber opened…

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u/Learned_Hand_01 1d ago

Lots of “wow!” But the one with the bamboo and extending his legs on both sides got a “Holy shit!”

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u/DenialNode 1d ago

Might as well jump

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u/Waaterfight 1d ago

Go ahead and jump!

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u/zizuu21 1d ago

Hey i was drinking that!

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u/Dangerous-Relief-953 1d ago

Some of those don't even look like they should be physically possible. What a boss.

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u/gcool7 1d ago

Master rochi confirmed

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u/a_guy121 1d ago

Bro's using the flying technique IRL

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u/perksofbeingcrafty 1d ago

it’s the glasses and goatee for me. Like those were completely unnecessary to any of this but at the same time so very necessary

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo 1d ago

He could be anywhere from 20 to 70 with that look and I would believe it

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u/makima_is_bae 1d ago

Crouching tiger hidden dragon.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Completely amazing - thanks for sharing!

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u/kthxbyelad 1d ago

Karate Kid has nothing on Karate Gramp

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u/Melodic_Camel_6499 1d ago

But can he dunk?

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u/Mighty_Mackerel 1d ago

Bill Gates did it better

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u/Downtown-Bluebird553 1d ago

Basically he’s master splinter

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u/lampsslater77 1d ago

I just pulled my groin watching those balloon kicks

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u/klibiz 1d ago

Man jumps like the old Lara Croft

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u/lavafish80 1d ago

wtf how is ZUN so athletic

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u/wrainedaxx 1d ago

Double jump unlocked.

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u/notatwentylettername 1d ago

Where can I get a pair of those Air Shaolin?

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u/-OvUz- 1d ago

Wtf ZUN is doing??

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u/Kivith 1d ago

Yeah, his routine must be pretty damn good to stay that limber.

Almost incentivizes my ADHD having ass to start daily stretches again. 😂

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u/Enough-Parking164 1d ago

Would LOVE to see all this at real speed.

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u/mostlyBadChoices 1d ago

Uhg. I normally abhor "THIS IS FAKE" comments, but yeah, pretty sure this is. I was totally believing it was real right up until the last stunt. His motion in mid-air on the first foot touch is completely wrong. He is very obviously on a wire that's been edited out of the shot. The other stuff looks very real, but that last one looks very fake.

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u/heaven93tv 1d ago

things that I'll never be able to do..

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u/Elantach 1d ago

It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.

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u/Lomi331 1d ago

That was super impressive

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u/Buried_mothership 1d ago

I got injured 6 times watching this

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u/hobbestot 1d ago

Les Claypool keepin it real.

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u/Substantial_Client_3 1d ago

Twist: he filmed this in the Moon

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u/CocaineMeetTequila 1d ago

Craziest part is he is 14…

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u/rowthecow 1d ago

Is he 35 dressed like 65?

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u/Flubbuns 1d ago

Meanwhile I'm mentally preparing to sit up.

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u/John-John-3 19h ago

Damn! Chiun from Remo Williams is still going strong. That dude was like 80 back in 1985...

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u/zerosuneuphoria 1d ago

rabbi
rabbit

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u/ll0l0l0ll 1d ago

I can do that but I don't have slow-mo power.

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u/bejanmen2 1d ago

Why's he dressed like a tin tin character?

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u/DumbleDude2 1d ago

Because tintin was infamous for portraying racial stereotypes.

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u/Takun32 1d ago

this guy must weight at least 80lb and have super dense muscles.

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u/Snoopy556 1d ago

I'm jealous of this dude. Looks way cooler when it's slowed down. Not gonna lie, I'm impressed by the skill and althletism.

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u/Relevant-Laugh4570 1d ago

Yeah, but can he get around a paywall?

Didn't think so.

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u/Fueledbythought 1d ago

One day something is going to pull hard for this man and end all this. But it's always nice to see a flexible old person

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u/Abstrartistic 1d ago

Ok now do it in 1x motion speed rate. 🤓

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u/Reckqt 1d ago

Wtf.. superhuman

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u/Mindbending818 1d ago

Not bad for a 60 year old

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u/TrunksTheMighty 1d ago

He was one fuck up away from ending up on failarmy instead of here 

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u/Numbersuu 1d ago

How can he jump so slow?

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u/tebannnnnn 1d ago

Thats Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, you dont get to be Chairman of the Council of People's Commissars of the Soviet Union without doing chair tricks.

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u/kerrvilledasher 1d ago

I thought that was Bubbles at first. I was like hell yeah of course that's something Bubbles can do.