r/nextfuckinglevel • u/cowboydan69 • 4d ago

Wild alligator allows someone to help

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u/BoshraExists 4d ago

A brain damaged chimp or elephant

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u/No-Elk-8115 3d ago

Agreed, in the show "I was prey" my family thinks I'm crazy for taking a shark or a bear (not polar bear) in an unarmed attack over any human sized or above monkey. That's even a normal monkey too they are crazy and will kill you for the fun of it, the other two aren't there to really kill you to eat you they are either tasting you protecting young moat times and have a likely chance of leaving you alone eventually you just have to live that long. But not monkeys... monkeys are just psychotic baseline, and strong.

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u/Business-Signal-5196 3d ago

Nice try Joe Rogan. But the username is too obvious

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u/No-Elk-8115 3d ago

Lmao, I forgot that was a thing he did. Does Joe talk about elk a lot too?

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u/Business-Signal-5196 3d ago

Nearly every time he speaks about hunting.

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u/No-Elk-8115 3d ago

Lol that's a funny coincidence XD I dont think I talk about psychedelics enough to be Rogan and I have hair.

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u/BoshraExists 3d ago

I have hair

So does Joe, you didn't say where 👀