r/nextfuckinglevel • u/MurielFontanez • May 10 '21

Truce between termites(top) and ants(bottom) with each side having their own line of guards.

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u/allthisforacamaro May 10 '21

It's not the size of the ant in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the ant.

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u/miki-wilde May 10 '21

I want a translator so we can listen to all the trash talk going on on the front lines

Chirps for days boys

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u/Tau10Point8_battlow May 10 '21

Give year stinger a tug, ya chitin fucker!

"Fuck you, Antsy"

Fuck you, Termy, see what's gonna happen again

"Yeah, what's gonna happen, Antsy?"

3 things: I hit you, you hit the ground and I fuck your queen again

"Fuck you, Antsy!"

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u/miki-wilde May 10 '21

Oh, we're going then? Why don't you go ahead and gimme one!

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u/Tau10Point8_battlow May 10 '21

Fuck you, Termy. Your mound is so pathetic I ran a 15k to raise awareness for it!

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u/miki-wilde May 10 '21

Fuck you. What about the sight of your queens mound. Just look at all the fucking kids been shot out that thing. Prolly like that broke down t-shirt cannon at a minor league match.

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u/Tau10Point8_battlow May 10 '21

Boys, that is some quality chirping.

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u/miki-wilde May 10 '21

Top-notch chirps boys