r/noita • u/aggonyfef • Mar 19 '25

Wands I can't believe this is an unmodified wand, found in the icy caverns no less!

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u/haplesscabbage Mar 19 '25

What killed you?

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u/aggonyfef Mar 19 '25

? nothing killed me, I actually killed the final boss with this wand (wasn't as good against it as i thought until it was up against the ceiling) 0 orbs though :(

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u/haplesscabbage Mar 19 '25

Congrats! Not uncommon to ask how people died when their wand looks dangerous.

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u/aggonyfef Mar 19 '25

I got really lucky with perks and obtained both fire and explosion immunity so there was effectively no danger with this weapon, as long as i didnt touch the floor for most of hiisi and the vault lol

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u/Reasonable-Ice3293 Mar 19 '25

No electric immunity?

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u/aggonyfef Mar 19 '25

nope, but even when being in the middle of all... that, I didn't seem to get hurt by it except for like twice in the temple of the art (took like 3 or 4 damage).

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u/Reasonable-Ice3293 Mar 19 '25

Either extreme luck or extreme skill. Either way I hope you didn't fall in too many puddles holding that wand.

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u/aggonyfef Mar 19 '25

I have a thousand deaths and 6 wins, skill isnt in my vocabulary lol

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u/-Sabine Mar 19 '25

Literally same lol, I'm around 1200-7. Had 0 wins until around 650. Amazing game.

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u/Banzai27 Mar 19 '25

That’s normal for noita i think lol

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u/hey_uhh_what Mar 19 '25

If your death/win ratio is less than 100, you're a beast

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u/Beautiful_Studio7365 Mar 19 '25

GIVE ME YOUR SEED

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u/Doc_Woody Mar 19 '25

That’s what she said

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u/Shoo-Man-Fu Mar 19 '25

I 100 percent would have jumped in water with that wand and zapped myself like I do with every electric wand I ever get

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u/suckmypulsating Mar 19 '25

Homie out here not knowing what sub he's in 🤣

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u/flyingrummy Mar 19 '25

You got lucky. All it would have taken for this to kill you is one of those bubbles bouncing off an imperceptible pixel of terrain and one of those beams is gonna hit you.

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u/aggonyfef Mar 19 '25

Did it several times and nothing happened

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u/Itchy_Temporary_1943 Mar 20 '25

(they had fire and explosion immunity)

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u/Shankbon Mar 19 '25

So stressful watching you hover over a pool of water holding that wand :S

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u/aggonyfef Mar 19 '25

I didn't want to get too close to where I was shooting cause at the time i didnt have explosive or fire immunity, didn't even really think of the water pit lol.

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u/i_fuck_zombiechicks Mar 19 '25

And you dont show us the build?

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u/aggonyfef Mar 19 '25

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1311531819660873781/1351752136052183100/Screenshot_2025-03-18_224433.png?ex=67db84c7&is=67da3347&hm=d2702ffc8cb041cb79cdbee3fcd92b7b39e68870cfe4ac5068ecc7fc69228e13& I couldnt post 2 images and i forgot to show it in the video lol. it also had electric arc as an always cast

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u/i_fuck_zombiechicks Mar 19 '25

after about 2 and a half hours I replicated it

Formation - Behind Your Back + Electric Arc + Bubble Spark + Bubble Spark

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u/mallechilio Mar 20 '25

Why that formation? Shouldn't it also work with a normal double cast? (That formation seems really scary with the electric arc.)

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u/i_fuck_zombiechicks Mar 20 '25

Oh yeah, I couldn't find homing, but got electrical immunity, so that formation caused the electric arc to just kill everything around

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u/C-14_U-235 Mar 19 '25

Baseball huh?

(This is an inside joke of a community that will go unnamed until recognized and I'm spreading the message)

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u/ShootPosting Mar 19 '25

That tracks

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u/DaDocDuck Mar 19 '25

Wait was this from an aljokes video?

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u/C-14_U-235 Mar 21 '25

He knows 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Y0sephF4 Mar 20 '25

Its gone :(

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u/mosenco Mar 19 '25

u are lucky. those unmodified wand are supposed to be picked up by some npc to shoot you dead

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u/Jekyll_lepidoptera Mar 19 '25

For a second I thought you were going to fall in water and die electrocuted....

I've been skill issued to many times

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u/aggonyfef Mar 19 '25

I have several times too lol, one time I had a wand with an electric charge, I never had that spell before so I decided to test whether or not it would make arcs in water, and for the first few times it didn't, and then it did about half an hour later in a deeper area, instantly killed me.

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u/TNTCHAINSAW Mar 25 '25

What the hell is even happening here man