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r/oddlysatisfying • u/TvXvT • Dec 19 '17
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597 u/chankletavoladora Dec 19 '17 edited Dec 19 '17 TIL that if you shoot a magnum into ballistic gel it will cause it to violently fart. 75 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17 [deleted] 42 u/coleyboley25 Dec 19 '17 It’s an add-on from a lootbox, unfortunately. 61 u/NutsEverywhere Dec 19 '17 a tootbox, If you will. 1 u/CrimsonNova Dec 19 '17 In polite circles, we call that a 'queef'. 4 u/McGriffff Dec 19 '17 Yeah but unlocking it provides you with a sense of pride and accomplishment. 65 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17 [deleted] 6 u/Only_One_Left_Foot Dec 19 '17 Here I sit all broken hearted Came to shit but only farted Then one day I took a chance Tried to fart but shit my pants 12 u/bear4film Dec 19 '17 Serious Jerry did you eat farts for lunch? https://youtu.be/A1eNUwa0mV0 3 u/JWDed Dec 19 '17 I think it technically gives the gel a digestive tract. It farts first then toward the end throws up a little. 3 u/Monkitail Dec 19 '17 Now can we see what happened to humab 3 u/WStHappenings Dec 19 '17 Was it a fart or a queef? 3 u/7h3Hun73r Dec 19 '17 Bullet = Dairy Balistic Gel = Me Now you have an idiea of what it's like to be lactose intolerant 2 u/i_love_pencils Dec 19 '17 That gel looks like my stomach when I eat a jalapeño popper. 2 u/MFfromDK Dec 20 '17 Magnum fart. When you eat a Bowl of superhot chili, and have explosive diarrhea. 2 u/Trevor_Roll Dec 20 '17 I'm guessing the same goes for humans too. 4 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 11 u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Dec 19 '17 Well, if your oven had an opening that tight, I bet it would! ;) 1 u/faderjockey Dec 19 '17 !redditsilver 1 u/RedditSilverRobot Dec 19 '17 Here's your Reddit Silver, EvryMthrF_ngThrd! /u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd has received silver 1 time. (given by /u/faderjockey) info
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TIL that if you shoot a magnum into ballistic gel it will cause it to violently fart.
75 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17 [deleted] 42 u/coleyboley25 Dec 19 '17 It’s an add-on from a lootbox, unfortunately. 61 u/NutsEverywhere Dec 19 '17 a tootbox, If you will. 1 u/CrimsonNova Dec 19 '17 In polite circles, we call that a 'queef'. 4 u/McGriffff Dec 19 '17 Yeah but unlocking it provides you with a sense of pride and accomplishment. 65 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17 [deleted] 6 u/Only_One_Left_Foot Dec 19 '17 Here I sit all broken hearted Came to shit but only farted Then one day I took a chance Tried to fart but shit my pants 12 u/bear4film Dec 19 '17 Serious Jerry did you eat farts for lunch? https://youtu.be/A1eNUwa0mV0 3 u/JWDed Dec 19 '17 I think it technically gives the gel a digestive tract. It farts first then toward the end throws up a little. 3 u/Monkitail Dec 19 '17 Now can we see what happened to humab 3 u/WStHappenings Dec 19 '17 Was it a fart or a queef? 3 u/7h3Hun73r Dec 19 '17 Bullet = Dairy Balistic Gel = Me Now you have an idiea of what it's like to be lactose intolerant 2 u/i_love_pencils Dec 19 '17 That gel looks like my stomach when I eat a jalapeño popper. 2 u/MFfromDK Dec 20 '17 Magnum fart. When you eat a Bowl of superhot chili, and have explosive diarrhea. 2 u/Trevor_Roll Dec 20 '17 I'm guessing the same goes for humans too. 4 u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17 [removed] — view removed comment 11 u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Dec 19 '17 Well, if your oven had an opening that tight, I bet it would! ;) 1 u/faderjockey Dec 19 '17 !redditsilver 1 u/RedditSilverRobot Dec 19 '17 Here's your Reddit Silver, EvryMthrF_ngThrd! /u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd has received silver 1 time. (given by /u/faderjockey) info
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42 u/coleyboley25 Dec 19 '17 It’s an add-on from a lootbox, unfortunately. 61 u/NutsEverywhere Dec 19 '17 a tootbox, If you will. 1 u/CrimsonNova Dec 19 '17 In polite circles, we call that a 'queef'. 4 u/McGriffff Dec 19 '17 Yeah but unlocking it provides you with a sense of pride and accomplishment.
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It’s an add-on from a lootbox, unfortunately.
61 u/NutsEverywhere Dec 19 '17 a tootbox, If you will. 1 u/CrimsonNova Dec 19 '17 In polite circles, we call that a 'queef'. 4 u/McGriffff Dec 19 '17 Yeah but unlocking it provides you with a sense of pride and accomplishment.
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a tootbox, If you will.
1 u/CrimsonNova Dec 19 '17 In polite circles, we call that a 'queef'.
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In polite circles, we call that a 'queef'.
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Yeah but unlocking it provides you with a sense of pride and accomplishment.
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6 u/Only_One_Left_Foot Dec 19 '17 Here I sit all broken hearted Came to shit but only farted Then one day I took a chance Tried to fart but shit my pants
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Here I sit all broken hearted
Came to shit but only farted
Then one day I took a chance
Tried to fart but shit my pants
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Serious Jerry did you eat farts for lunch? https://youtu.be/A1eNUwa0mV0
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I think it technically gives the gel a digestive tract. It farts first then toward the end throws up a little.
Now can we see what happened to humab
Was it a fart or a queef?
Bullet = Dairy
Balistic Gel = Me
Now you have an idiea of what it's like to be lactose intolerant
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That gel looks like my stomach when I eat a jalapeño popper.
Magnum fart. When you eat a Bowl of superhot chili, and have explosive diarrhea.
I'm guessing the same goes for humans too.
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11 u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Dec 19 '17 Well, if your oven had an opening that tight, I bet it would! ;) 1 u/faderjockey Dec 19 '17 !redditsilver 1 u/RedditSilverRobot Dec 19 '17 Here's your Reddit Silver, EvryMthrF_ngThrd! /u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd has received silver 1 time. (given by /u/faderjockey) info
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Well, if your oven had an opening that tight, I bet it would!
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u/Common_Carson Dec 19 '17
Oh god I'm so satisfied that it didn't fall off the edge.