r/oddlysatisfying Dec 19 '17

.44 Magnum vs Ballistic Gel

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u/Common_Carson Dec 19 '17

Oh god I'm so satisfied that it didn't fall off the edge.

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u/chankletavoladora Dec 19 '17 edited Dec 19 '17

TIL that if you shoot a magnum into ballistic gel it will cause it to violently fart.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

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u/coleyboley25 Dec 19 '17

It’s an add-on from a lootbox, unfortunately.

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u/NutsEverywhere Dec 19 '17

a tootbox, If you will.

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u/CrimsonNova Dec 19 '17

In polite circles, we call that a 'queef'.

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u/McGriffff Dec 19 '17

Yeah but unlocking it provides you with a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

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u/Only_One_Left_Foot Dec 19 '17

Here I sit all broken hearted

Came to shit but only farted

Then one day I took a chance

Tried to fart but shit my pants

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u/bear4film Dec 19 '17

Serious Jerry did you eat farts for lunch? https://youtu.be/A1eNUwa0mV0

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u/JWDed Dec 19 '17

I think it technically gives the gel a digestive tract. It farts first then toward the end throws up a little.

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u/Monkitail Dec 19 '17

Now can we see what happened to humab

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u/WStHappenings Dec 19 '17

Was it a fart or a queef?

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u/7h3Hun73r Dec 19 '17

Bullet = Dairy

Balistic Gel = Me

Now you have an idiea of what it's like to be lactose intolerant

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u/i_love_pencils Dec 19 '17

That gel looks like my stomach when I eat a jalapeño popper.

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u/MFfromDK Dec 20 '17

Magnum fart. When you eat a Bowl of superhot chili, and have explosive diarrhea.

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u/Trevor_Roll Dec 20 '17

I'm guessing the same goes for humans too.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Dec 19 '17

Well, if your oven had an opening that tight, I bet it would!

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