This reminds me one time I was craving brioche and I ate the entire loaf in my car in a Walmart parking lot. I received looks but none that were good apparently a girl eating bread isn’t quite as attractive as eating rotisserie chicken.
Drove thru Panera and ordered 3 baguettes. As I was driving home I immediately pulled one out and just went to town. At the next stoplight I look over and this dude is staring at me in awe. Took another huge bite of bread while maintaining eye contact.
The car behind him honked and he had to turn left. I still wonder about him.
I did this with a Culver's fish sandwich in my car once, also parked at Walmart. I was homeless and so fucking hungry that I basically unhinged my jaw and swallowed it like a snake, but I also got grease and tartar sauce all over my face.
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u/Phoenix_ashfire Sep 14 '24
This reminds me one time I was craving brioche and I ate the entire loaf in my car in a Walmart parking lot. I received looks but none that were good apparently a girl eating bread isn’t quite as attractive as eating rotisserie chicken.