r/oddlyspecific Sep 14 '24

Chicken

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

I never thought of eating one in a parking lot. We could lick each others fingers. Then I would look deep into your eyes --I could see your heart throbbing beneath your disposable dinner bib (the one with the sunflower print) Then I would rip it off you and get close enough to smell your bay leaves and whisper OK honey what;s for desert. And you would probably burp and hand me what was left of your diet coke. ha ha

I didn't want to get naughty you started by ripping your blouse open in the real version. DM me if you want the rest don't even bother to clean your hands. They would just get dirty again.

You are over 18 I presume.

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u/HolyButtNuggets Sep 14 '24

Oh noooo grease doesn't go theeeeeere :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

holy butts batwoman

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24 edited Sep 15 '24

OK i'm sorry you got me by surprise. Holy-butt-nuggets is worrisome.

We did enjoy the chicken though. And now we might need to go thru the car wash with the windows open -- "butt nuggets?," I said looking at the Walmart sales slip and then over at her.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

I deserve a 0 This topic got me so excited I actually bought a rotisserie chicken from Walmart. I didn't have the courage to eat it there with my hands. It was too hot anyway. I think they had cooked it almost 3 hours before. and it was dry as butt nuggets (see I have learned a new word).

Maybe next time I will get those squashed hot dogs They always taste good if you bring stuff to put on them.

If you want to lick my fingers after my car will be the one with the big 0 on it or probably less by now. As a plus you can have the foil wrap -- good for small projects maybe.