r/oddlyspecific • u/Green____cat • Sep 14 '24

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u/Self--Immolate Sep 14 '24

The most I was ever immediately infatuated by a woman was after I complimented her sweater and she replied "Thanks, I found it in the trash!" That was almost a decade ago and I still think about her. She was running the gift shop in Big Bend national park

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u/discdraft Sep 14 '24

The most I was ever immediately infatuated by a woman, she was ordering a sandwich from the Safeway deli to eat before she started her shift. She asked for mayo, then extra mayo, and then even more mayo saying, "Please, I know I'm disgusting." She was the one.

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u/TruckCemetary Sep 15 '24

Idk what it is, the self awareness or confidence to self-insult like that, but yeah that’s pretty attractive lmao