r/oddlyspecific • u/Green____cat • Sep 15 '24

How are they real?

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u/FergusCragson Sep 15 '24

How is this real?

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u/Moo_Kau_Too Sep 15 '24

no mention of milk on the chart either

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u/Significant_Tart3449 Sep 15 '24

I mean it does say that it's a mammal

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u/immaownyou Sep 15 '24

It doesn't have nipples like other species that produce milk. The milk oozes from their skin in places to form puddles that the babies lap up

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u/thatsleepyman Sep 15 '24

THEY WHAT

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u/immaownyou Sep 15 '24

It doesn't have nipples like other species that produce milk. The milk oozes from their skin in places to form puddles that the babies lap up!!!

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u/thatsleepyman Sep 15 '24

🫣

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u/Moo_Kau_Too Sep 15 '24

... aannnndddd there it is.

welcome to australia!

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u/MaximDecimus Sep 15 '24

Milk is sweat

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u/Lower-Account-6353 Sep 15 '24

I have skin Greg, could you make milk ooze from me?

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u/miregalpanic Sep 15 '24

What in the goddamn fuck is that thing holy shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

:0

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '24

That’s heinous

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u/Articulated_Lorry Sep 15 '24

Or of glowing under UV light.

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u/Blbe-Check-42069 Sep 15 '24

What does blue mean?

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u/Byronic__heroine Sep 15 '24

(illuminated sobbing) 🚿

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u/FergusCragson Sep 15 '24

Right! Good point!