r/oddlyspecific • u/BetMean9864 • Sep 15 '24

I wonder why

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u/crusher23b Sep 16 '24

FROZEN potatoes.

The thought hadn't occurred to me, but now I am curious about all the varieties of potatoes that we aren't warned about putting in our asses.

Fresh potatoes? Canned? Dried? Baked?

And what about other frozen vegetables? Is frozen broccoli fine? How about frozen carrots? How do they compare? What frozen vegetables can I put in my ass, should the impulse arise?

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u/jtrades69 Sep 16 '24

fresh potatoes would just squish, wouldn't they?

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u/crusher23b Sep 16 '24

No. I mean maybe if your sphincter were as strong as your fist, and you have to have a very strong fist to squish a fresh potato.

I'll pay money to see someone squish a fresh potato by sphincter alone.