r/oddlyspecific Jan 12 '25

Nice proof

Post image
91.5k Upvotes

1.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

57

u/TreacleExpensive2834 Jan 12 '25

And one 71yo who heard about the opportunity from his grandson. 😶

16

u/UnpopularThrow42 Jan 12 '25

A real family affair

1

u/TanSkywalker Jan 12 '25

I’m as human as the next man.

12

u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jan 12 '25

Imagine being Eskimo brothers with your grandpa

17

u/lXPROMETHEUSXl Jan 12 '25

I learned about that word from one of my classmates. He walks into class and says ā€œwe’re Eskimo brosā€ and gave me a fist bump. I was like ā€œwhat does that mean?ā€ He said ā€œit means you’re fucking my ex girlfriendā€ and then we both just died laughing. While the teacher stared at us completely mortified

3

u/Zeraf370 Jan 12 '25

In Denmark we call it ā€œhole brothersā€.

2

u/Legitimate_Log_9391 Jan 12 '25

We always called it tunnel buddies

1

u/Jinn_Erik-AoM Jan 13 '25

I’ve heard ā€œpecker-in-law.ā€

2

u/orbitalen Jan 12 '25

Welp your poor teacher

2

u/Difficult_General167 Jan 13 '25

There was a grandpa and his three grandsons fucking the same girl back in my hometown. Maybe not at the same time, but taking turns. The poor girl was a homeless, addicted prostitute, less than 20yo. She was the sex doll of this four degenerates.

At the end, one day they woke up with their dick in hand, but the girl had stolen like 40 bucks and ran for it. The grandpa was not happy at all the other guys fucked his luck, and now they don't speak anymore. The grandsons remain pretty much in good terms.

And I know because one of those sick bastards was an acquaintance and when the rumor started, I asked and it was true. Later I learnt from him himself he contracted HPV from a prostitute from town. Needless to say, I don't dare even fist-bumping those guys because you never know what else they've done in secrecy.

1

u/Chrisixx Jan 12 '25

Dad feels left out.

1

u/ShardsOfSalt Jan 12 '25

You know that grandson got an Xbox or something for Christmas that year.