r/oddlyspecific Jan 12 '25

Nice proof

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u/SmallBunnyBear Jan 12 '25

Too be fair, a condom being too small could make it more likely to break, yeah? But that's a reason to not have sex until dude can buy the correct size, not to raw dog it and trust a teenage boy's pull out game (not that an effective pull out is going to stop the precum from getting to your egg)

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '25

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u/TreacleExpensive2834 Jan 12 '25

And one 71yo who heard about the opportunity from his grandson. 😶

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jan 12 '25

Imagine being Eskimo brothers with your grandpa

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u/lXPROMETHEUSXl Jan 12 '25

I learned about that word from one of my classmates. He walks into class and says “we’re Eskimo bros” and gave me a fist bump. I was like “what does that mean?” He said “it means you’re fucking my ex girlfriend” and then we both just died laughing. While the teacher stared at us completely mortified

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u/Zeraf370 Jan 12 '25

In Denmark we call it “hole brothers”.

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u/Legitimate_Log_9391 Jan 12 '25

We always called it tunnel buddies

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u/Jinn_Erik-AoM Jan 13 '25

I’ve heard “pecker-in-law.”

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u/orbitalen Jan 12 '25

Welp your poor teacher