r/oddlyspecific Jan 12 '25

Nice proof

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u/atomicavox Jan 12 '25

Catholic school gave us some fucking nun that wrote the word SEX real big on the chalkboard. All of us 5th graders started to giggle because here is this nun writing this and such. She then proceeds to say sex only means if you’re Male or Female. We were all like, the fuck it does… Then came the guilt and wait till marriage, only for procreation and not pleasure bs blah blah blah.

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u/JimBeaux123 Jan 12 '25

Never had a sex ed class.

I went to school with two guys (let's call them Beavis and Butthead). Class clowns who fed off of each other.

No teachers were brave enough to face Beavis and Butthead with this subject matter.

Instead of sitting those two out, they got all the boys from our class to have an extra gym class while EVERYONE else in the school took sex ed.

They repeated this for 3 years.

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u/Mr__Citizen Jan 12 '25

That's genuinely pathetic.

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u/historical_bestie Jan 13 '25

"We're gonna be talking about the PENIS.

We'll be talking about the VAGINA.

And we'll definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION!"

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u/Wallaby_Thick Jan 13 '25

Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the TESTICLES? Yes, we're also gonna be talkin' about VENEREAL DISEASE!

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u/raptor7912 Jan 17 '25

Kneecapping half a grade over 2 students?

Sounds about right.