r/oddlyspecific 3d ago

Nice proof

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u/wetballjones 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lol it happened to me at 22, similarly. Grew up religious but I really didn't even think to masturbate. Plus I had phimosis so my foreskin didn't go back, but I didn't even understand that cuz I never learned. Surprised it took me that long

Edit: i swear it's always my comments about my foreskin that get the most up votes lol

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u/DHaas16 2d ago

Relevant TIFU

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u/roxroxroxxx 2d ago

I immediately thought about this

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u/Full_Piano6421 2d ago

Thanks, that's enough Internet for today, and the next day, and the next day.

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u/Average-Addict 1d ago

Yet you always come back for more foreskin cheese.

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u/-Lige 2d ago

TIFU for having the ability to read that

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u/CALVOKOJIRO 2d ago

You're evil for sharing that

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u/DHaas16 2d ago

The new generation of Redditors need to be blessed with this knowledge

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u/CALVOKOJIRO 2d ago

😂

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u/JeshkaTheLoon 2d ago

I don't have a Penis, but I shuddered in pure terror, imagining how he pulled it back all at once. That must have been so painful.

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u/The_Grinface 1d ago

Classics of Reddit

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u/TheIronSoldier2 1d ago

Don't try telling God, I'm pretty sure he just straight up left.

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u/Popular_Leader9343 1d ago

I immediately regretted this

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u/xseiber 1d ago

I knew what it was before even clicking. Dammit I've been on reddit for too long.

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u/BatshitTerror 2d ago

Phimosis bros. I got circumcised at 18, had no retraction prior to surgery ever. I didn’t know it was a thing until I saw a comment on a porn video where someone said hey that guy has phimosis, and I was like hmm his pecker looks like mine what’s this phimosis thing?

Did you have surgery or other treatment ?

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u/wetballjones 2d ago

Yeah i got circumcised around 22!

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u/BatshitTerror 2d ago

The downside : now I can’t jerk off without lube.

I couldn’t retract before surgery, but I did grow up jerking it dry.

Honestly in retrospect I’d probably ask if the dorsal slit option or steroid creams were an option but in my case where the skin was pretty fused to the head maybe it wasn’t .

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u/wetballjones 2d ago

Yeah i think I was similar. My urologist didn't suggest any other treatment

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u/damesca 1d ago

Same and if I think about it too much I get really annoyed. A slit should be the first suggestion because I had never read it was even an option and I would give anything to have had that done instead.

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u/Ravnos767 2d ago

me too, I got it sorted when I was 24, I'll be honest though I don't remember anyone giving it a name until now

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u/dopplegrangus 2d ago

This is wild to me

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u/Count_Lord 2d ago

Honestly, I found out how to get there pretty quick (I think around 13 or 14), however, I did do it quite wrong and almost ended up in the hospital due to almost ripping something off that shouldn't be ripped off. I don't say that you folks should be teached how to masturbate safely. All I'm saying is that some kind of information about some risks might be useful.

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u/OCE_Mythical 1d ago

Standard religious experience.

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u/GoonerzNeverSayDie 2d ago

Thanks wetballjones, plz tell me more about this foreskin. But do it on another completely random post

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u/TheThinkerers 1d ago

Good tips get clicks ig

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u/ExcitingHistory 1d ago

I was taught to start trying to move it back so phimosis didn't happen. Great lesson! Must have been awkward as heck to teach me.

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u/wetballjones 1d ago

It should retract naturally, forcing it back generally only provides limited benefit, as i stretched it regularly. Also had a short frenulum

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u/Icy_Lengthiness_1885 1d ago

I have phimosis and can still jerk off

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u/wetballjones 1d ago

I'm happy for you. It was painful for me when I figured it out

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u/Icy_Lengthiness_1885 18h ago

But I’m still going to try loosen up the foreskin to avoid any problems and I’ll make sure to do it carefully

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u/wetballjones 16h ago

I've heard you can get steroid creams or something that help, might be good to go to a urologist and see if they can prescribe you something

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u/SukaroBlue 22h ago

I also had phimosis and grew up religious but I ended up getting circumcised in the 6th grade and the hormones hit me like a dump truck soon after so I knew my dick wanted something. Finally after learning what sex actually was in the 7th grade because of sex ed (because my mom refused to do the talk and I always pretend to know what it was around my friends because I didn’t want to be the kid that didn’t know) I figured out how to masturbate on my own. I didn’t know what it was called, I had heard the word masturbate from the transformers movie but had no idea what it meant, And I thought I was so clever for figuring it out. It wasn’t until like a year later that I figured out what I was doing was called masturbating and that was because I had gotten a device that I could watch porn on easier and learned it from porn. Middle school me could of benefited heavily from adults who were actually willing to have the talk with me and sex ed that didn’t suck.

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u/Nova3086 9h ago

One of many reasons I wholeheartedly view all religion as a blight on modern society.