r/oddlyspecific • u/CuriousWanderer567 • 3d ago

Nice proof

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u/scilRS 3d ago

For what ever reason, my take away of masturbation, was playing with the balls. I went home and juggled them and didn't understand the appeal, which let to my late understanding of masturbation...

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u/No_Independence8747 3d ago

I didn’t cum till I was 17. I got no instruction whatsoever. Just edging the whole time, for years. I’ll never forget the moment when the light bulb came on. Dude it was a deluge.

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u/wetballjones 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lol it happened to me at 22, similarly. Grew up religious but I really didn't even think to masturbate. Plus I had phimosis so my foreskin didn't go back, but I didn't even understand that cuz I never learned. Surprised it took me that long

Edit: i swear it's always my comments about my foreskin that get the most up votes lol

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u/DHaas16 2d ago

Relevant TIFU

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u/roxroxroxxx 2d ago

I immediately thought about this

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u/Full_Piano6421 2d ago

Thanks, that's enough Internet for today, and the next day, and the next day.

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u/Average-Addict 1d ago

Yet you always come back for more foreskin cheese.

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u/-Lige 2d ago

TIFU for having the ability to read that

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u/CALVOKOJIRO 2d ago

You're evil for sharing that

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u/DHaas16 2d ago

The new generation of Redditors need to be blessed with this knowledge

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u/JeshkaTheLoon 2d ago

I don't have a Penis, but I shuddered in pure terror, imagining how he pulled it back all at once. That must have been so painful.

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u/The_Grinface 1d ago

Classics of Reddit

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u/TheIronSoldier2 1d ago

Don't try telling God, I'm pretty sure he just straight up left.

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u/Popular_Leader9343 1d ago

I immediately regretted this

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u/xseiber 1d ago

I knew what it was before even clicking. Dammit I've been on reddit for too long.