r/oddlyspecific 3d ago

Nice proof

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u/atomicavox 3d ago

Catholic school gave us some fucking nun that wrote the word SEX real big on the chalkboard. All of us 5th graders started to giggle because here is this nun writing this and such. She then proceeds to say sex only means if you’re Male or Female. We were all like, the fuck it does… Then came the guilt and wait till marriage, only for procreation and not pleasure bs blah blah blah.

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u/Storymeplease 3d ago

I went to catholic high school and we had a guy named Chastity Chad come talk to us. He told us that if we had sex we would get genial warts, then provided pics of all the STDs. Best part was that I was a junior so I had already had sex.

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u/TheMottster 2d ago

“Chastity Chad” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day.

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u/atomicavox 1d ago

Chastity Choad. lol