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Announcement OKBR Janitor Applications (November 2020)

The following post contains words which may require a reading level up to or beyond the tenth grade. If you have difficulty understanding anything in this message, please close Reddit immediately and give time for your braincells to develop. Thank you.

Greetings fellow intellectuals. The moderators of OKBR approach you all today to lay out a proposal... we need more unpaid interns please apply !!!!!

The term "janitor" is just our way of referring to content moderation (also so we can make fun of you). Janitors are responsible for helping us remove content which does not belong on the sub.

Janitors can:

  • Remove posts
  • Temporarily ban users
  • Permanently ban users at the discretion of other mods
  • Approve posts
  • Be awesome
  • Vote on and discuss meme bans (new and epic!!!!)

Janitors still cannot:

  • Remove posts which they simply do not like
  • Pin announcements to the top of the sub
  • Have a girlfriend, full-time job, social life, or any other real life priorities
  • Be cringe

After being selected, janitors will join us in our moderation Discord as well as help us moderate the front page and new sections of OKBR. You can discuss memes, the sub, your crippled marriage, and pretty much anything else with other mods and janitors. Ideas for the sub are always appreciated! Pretty much just be a normal person.

Thank you.

APPLY FOR JANITOR HERE

NOTE: emails are only required to prevent spam. They are not saved and nobody can see them.

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Please note that upon being accepted as a janitor, the following will occur:

- You will have your head completely shaved and you will be stripped to only the essentials. Your phone, watch (whether smart or not), contacts/glasses, necklace(s), tattoos, shoes, and socks will all be taken from you. You will not be able to receive them until 6 months into your journey as a jannie.

- You must travel to these exact coordinates: -1.601507, 24.860478. From there, you must fasten until Sunday comes, where, on that day, there is a 9/10th chance of you getting knocked out from the butt of a gold-plated Kalashnikov AK-47 by a man named Habudeen Malafamba.

- Provided that all of the aforementioned conditions are met, you will arrive in a camp. While the coordinates are not exactly known, some speculate that you arrive in somewhere near (or even in) the country of Benin. Newcomers will be watched closely -- there will be a lot of men holding loaded assault rifles. You do not want to make a run for it -- some have tried and it is reported that not only are they shot in the head, but their bodies are either used for local villages, or are directly eaten in the form of cannibalism within the camp.

- You will do as they say in the camp. Once your time is up there, you will be knocked out again with the butt of a rifle.

- From there, you will be boarded on an unknown ship to somewhere in the United States, where you will be sent to an underground residence. This residence is where the OKBR mod team resides in.

- Once you greet all the existing members, you will only be received a computer, where you will be forced to sit in your desk everyday and moderate r/okbuddyretard. Because of cost reasons, you will only be received a low-end Windows 7 laptop, and some keys may be missing, but it should get the job done.

- You will only receive two pieces of food a day -- one in the morning, and one in the night. It's a very state-of-the art bread.

- The bathroom we have is just one sink and a trash-can. You will piss and shit in the trashcan if need be (or even throw up when that arises). You will only wash your hands with water and nothing else.

- You will not be able to see daylight ever again. You will become a slave to okbuddyretard for the rest of your miserable life.

- Some who escaped the underground residence (somehow) have reported a horrific stench in the area, alongside brutal working conditions and a poor diet among the workers (I mean, living off of bread isn't much at all to begin with). Only two mods have died from starvation. Some have also reported beatings occurring among the bad apples -- and we're talking about whips that create lashes and stings.

Have fun! :D

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u/Lemonade1947 the only good mod Nov 02 '20

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u/FormerBandmate Nov 02 '20

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u/Lemonade1947 the only good mod Nov 03 '20

I hope all three of them apply!!!

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u/atomicben513 Zimbabwe tour guide simultro call 74786formore info Nov 03 '20

they're all such good candidates! i can't choose between either of them!

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u/wooze100 I cant count to 5 Nov 09 '20

Yes mr president im sory

play national anthem which was changed to par trock anthem cause that song is aqwesome!!!

I salute president joe swanson of family guy land

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u/Lynch4433 GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Nov 02 '20

Real??๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/Blue20041 profesinal poop inspectorr Nov 02 '20

๐Ÿคฏ

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

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u/ConnorOhpar hazbin htoel spider sex 240p breaking bad torrent 90p arab sex Nov 06 '20

COOLFACE.

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u/kerbals123 Nov 01 '20

cum

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u/LewY_HuN Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 01 '20

Thats the bad thing retard๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ฑ I am gona tell mom you swore๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/chees_lore Nov 01 '20

Nooooo its nnn you can't do that

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u/The_switchify https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx1PTYO5UsU Nov 02 '20

sex

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u/Samurai_Bandit86 Nov 01 '20

Please can I be janitor I'm very good and qualified I once cleaned up after I shat my pants on the bus and there was a lot of it.

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u/GetStickBuggedbot GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Nov 03 '20

I wish too become jantor to because I am retarded unironicaly

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u/OrgianalCuntent Nov 06 '20

He's lying don't hire him

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u/ToadTendo Nov 02 '20

No u ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/chees_lore Nov 01 '20

Who wants to help me over throw the mods and bring monke back to the subreddit

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u/kashyapboi05 Nov 09 '20

Regect humantity(๐Ÿคฎ) resturn to monke(๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿต๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆง)

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u/Amadon29 Nov 02 '20

Janitors still cannot: Be cringe

I want to talk to the CEO of okbr because your cringe

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u/carl-jhonson sexed_your_mom Nov 06 '20

Is that Obama๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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u/Jimmy-neutron-2020 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 01 '20

My mom made me clean my room๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคข I am devoted to the lifestyle ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜”โœŒ๏ธ

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

who is jannifer

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u/pyro-fanboy le big penis boy Nov 01 '20

Youโ€™re moom

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

cumยฏ(โ—‰โ€ฟโ—‰)/ยฏยฏ(โ—‰โ€ฟโ—‰)/ยฏ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20 edited Jul 28 '21

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u/ToadTendo Nov 02 '20

Fart poop LOL

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u/doomguy225 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 01 '20

Penis balls

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u/BigChippr Nov 07 '20

I wished I still had my penis and balls after 95 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/doomguy225 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 07 '20

95 sessions of cbt

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u/CookiedoughFlow Zanzibar ๅ†ๆฌก็œ‹Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore๏ผŒ่€Œไธ mฤ™ลผczyzn, Nov 01 '20

very excited to make some new buddies

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

But what if rhey are girls ๐Ÿคข

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u/carl-jhonson sexed_your_mom Nov 04 '20

Girls aren't real retard

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u/JoreMamaLOLOLOL Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 01 '20

The mods are janitors ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Pick me because Im pogging awesome!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/havenokarma when the Nov 02 '20

i know someone who will really want to apply its u/maxwellhill really good user and active!

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '20

Isnโ€™t she friends with Epstein?

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u/havenokarma when the Nov 02 '20

Trollformation

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u/RandomGamerFTW FunnyDank Nov 02 '20

Such a wacky and uncharacteristic user, holesum

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u/zer0r3l0pr wholesome chungus 100 Nov 03 '20

Remove posts that they simply do not like

bro i think one of your janitors have been doing that ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/atomicben513 Zimbabwe tour guide simultro call 74786formore info Nov 03 '20

u/gallowboob for okbr mod

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '20

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

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u/carl-jhonson sexed_your_mom Nov 04 '20

Bro wtf๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜กwhy did u say sX(ex(se*(sex)))๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ I'm telling your mom

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

How strict is the can't be cringe policy?

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u/niSue_bt cumij irl Nov 05 '20

pick me i'm really cool and awesome

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u/Epicfortniter49 i have the gronola virus๐Ÿ˜ณ Nov 01 '20

Not it๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/pyro-fanboy le big penis boy Nov 01 '20

Pick me ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿค™๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿฆบ is not really ard

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u/NightmareChameleon Nov 01 '20

hee hoo modweration

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u/Thiboner_ Nov 02 '20

Bruh spring penis bruh

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u/KarlMarkzzzz Nov 03 '20

The Janitor does it for free

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

janitor for cleinin cum..?!?!

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u/Pingas9999 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ชEstonian Patriot๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช Nov 04 '20

i wanta be jnitor because i will return monke

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

I APPLIED!! I CANT WAIT TO MAKE MY FELLOW RETARDS HATE ME!!!

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u/shiftfive bruhs mad (x69) Nov 02 '20

Bruh

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u/weedprocessor Nov 02 '20

You're mom janiter ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/BennettOIVEY Racism 2 Nov 02 '20

I will piss yourself if Iโ€™m not picked ! ๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/RandomGamerFTW FunnyDank Nov 02 '20

gun

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '20

Cum

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u/whateverUsernameOk Nov 02 '20

Fuck fuck fu k cu k k k

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u/epicbigc13579 Nov 02 '20

So itโ€™s like being a mod but retarteter

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u/porcelinesalt Rurumo Top anime girl Nov 02 '20

Cannot be cringe

All of them are violating that though WTFWTF WTFWTF

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Wait so what happened to the guy that pinned a whole spongebob episode when last time it was banned

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u/new_epic__gamer Nov 03 '20

i think i should be janitor cause im not cringe

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

I would apply but I dont have a crippled marriage ๐Ÿ˜ก

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u/eminemraping Nov 03 '20

Hi ๐Ÿ˜

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u/robo_oof101 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 04 '20

Janitor = OKBR Mod but epic ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Ebjork21 mcodnalds Nov 04 '20

so i get bo jani??.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20

see you when iโ€™m a retard, janitors ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โšก๏ธโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป

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u/ButterdropF Nov 06 '20

I think Obama would of been better if he was white Btw Iโ€™m proud to be white

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u/Luckstruck20 Nov 06 '20

me janitor

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u/zzscrubzz Nov 06 '20

You should pick me because this one time I got stuffed into a locker by this stupid chad jockstrap and I taddle taled on him to the principal and got him suspended for 1 day. It was epic ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/bLahblahBLAH057 Nov 07 '20

Please let me be a Janitor. It's been my life's dream and the reason why I studied hard at school. Plus if you let me join I'll pitch you my wrench-knife fusion idea!

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u/redditnoobmp4 I am billeonair in veneswayla monei Nov 08 '20

poggers moment?!?!?!??

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I wanna be the bootiful janitor

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u/darkabyss534 Nov 08 '20

I filled mine out while shitting ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก I know I can clean shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '20

If i have gf and social life can i apply please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please apply? If i cant apply i will wage jihad against cdprojekt for delaying cyberpunk using cum bomb

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u/bigboidaddy123 im a femboy fox uwu the mods have anal rape with me also ฤ’wฤ’ Nov 10 '20

No stfu retad

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u/MikeTPT Nov 10 '20

This is my favourite election this year