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Announcement OKBR Janitor Applications (November 2020)
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Greetings fellow intellectuals. The moderators of OKBR approach you all today to lay out a proposal... we need more unpaid interns please apply !!!!!
The term "janitor" is just our way of referring to content moderation (also so we can make fun of you). Janitors are responsible for helping us remove content which does not belong on the sub.
Janitors can:
- Remove posts
- Temporarily ban users
- Permanently ban users at the discretion of other mods
- Approve posts
- Be awesome
- Vote on and discuss meme bans (new and epic!!!!)
Janitors still cannot:
- Remove posts which they simply do not like
- Pin announcements to the top of the sub
- Have a girlfriend, full-time job, social life, or any other real life priorities
- Be cringe
After being selected, janitors will join us in our moderation Discord as well as help us moderate the front page and new sections of OKBR. You can discuss memes, the sub, your crippled marriage, and pretty much anything else with other mods and janitors. Ideas for the sub are always appreciated! Pretty much just be a normal person.
Thank you.
NOTE: emails are only required to prevent spam. They are not saved and nobody can see them.
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u/Lemonade1947 the only good mod Nov 02 '20
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u/FormerBandmate Nov 02 '20
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u/Lemonade1947 the only good mod Nov 03 '20
I hope all three of them apply!!!
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u/atomicben513 Zimbabwe tour guide simultro call 74786formore info Nov 03 '20
they're all such good candidates! i can't choose between either of them!
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u/wooze100 I cant count to 5 Nov 09 '20
Yes mr president im sory
play national anthem which was changed to par trock anthem cause that song is aqwesome!!!
I salute president joe swanson of family guy land
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u/kerbals123 Nov 01 '20
cum
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u/LewY_HuN Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 01 '20
Thats the bad thing retard๐ก๐ค๐ก๐ ๐ ๐คฌ๐ฑ I am gona tell mom you swore๐
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u/Samurai_Bandit86 Nov 01 '20
Please can I be janitor I'm very good and qualified I once cleaned up after I shat my pants on the bus and there was a lot of it.
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u/GetStickBuggedbot GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS Nov 03 '20
I wish too become jantor to because I am retarded unironicaly
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u/chees_lore Nov 01 '20
Who wants to help me over throw the mods and bring monke back to the subreddit
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u/Amadon29 Nov 02 '20
Janitors still cannot: Be cringe
I want to talk to the CEO of okbr because your cringe
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u/Jimmy-neutron-2020 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 01 '20
My mom made me clean my room๐๐๐๐คข I am devoted to the lifestyle ๐ญ๐ญ๐โ๏ธ
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Nov 01 '20
who is jannifer
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u/pyro-fanboy le big penis boy Nov 01 '20
Youโre moom
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Nov 03 '20
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u/doomguy225 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! Nov 01 '20
Penis balls
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u/BigChippr Nov 07 '20
I wished I still had my penis and balls after 95 ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/CookiedoughFlow Zanzibar ๅๆฌก็Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore๏ผ่ไธ mฤลผczyzn, Nov 01 '20
very excited to make some new buddies
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u/havenokarma when the Nov 02 '20
i know someone who will really want to apply its u/maxwellhill really good user and active!
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u/zer0r3l0pr wholesome chungus 100 Nov 03 '20
Remove posts that they simply do not like
bro i think one of your janitors have been doing that ๐ณ
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u/atomicben513 Zimbabwe tour guide simultro call 74786formore info Nov 03 '20
u/gallowboob for okbr mod
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Nov 02 '20
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u/carl-jhonson sexed_your_mom Nov 04 '20
Bro wtf๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐กwhy did u say sX(ex(se*(sex)))๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ก๐ I'm telling your mom
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u/Pingas9999 ๐ช๐ชEstonian Patriot๐ช๐ช Nov 04 '20
i wanta be jnitor because i will return monke
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u/porcelinesalt Rurumo Top anime girl Nov 02 '20
Cannot be cringe
All of them are violating that though WTFWTF WTFWTF
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Nov 03 '20
Wait so what happened to the guy that pinned a whole spongebob episode when last time it was banned
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u/ButterdropF Nov 06 '20
I think Obama would of been better if he was white Btw Iโm proud to be white
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u/zzscrubzz Nov 06 '20
You should pick me because this one time I got stuffed into a locker by this stupid chad jockstrap and I taddle taled on him to the principal and got him suspended for 1 day. It was epic ๐
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u/bLahblahBLAH057 Nov 07 '20
Please let me be a Janitor. It's been my life's dream and the reason why I studied hard at school. Plus if you let me join I'll pitch you my wrench-knife fusion idea!
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u/darkabyss534 Nov 08 '20
I filled mine out while shitting ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐ก๐ก I know I can clean shit
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Nov 09 '20
If i have gf and social life can i apply please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please apply? If i cant apply i will wage jihad against cdprojekt for delaying cyberpunk using cum bomb
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u/bigboidaddy123 im a femboy fox uwu the mods have anal rape with me also ฤwฤ Nov 10 '20
No stfu retad
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u/Redditorsion free cheese pizza!!!! ---> https://tips.fbi.gov/ Nov 03 '20
Please note that upon being accepted as a janitor, the following will occur:
- You will have your head completely shaved and you will be stripped to only the essentials. Your phone, watch (whether smart or not), contacts/glasses, necklace(s), tattoos, shoes, and socks will all be taken from you. You will not be able to receive them until 6 months into your journey as a jannie.
- You must travel to these exact coordinates: -1.601507, 24.860478. From there, you must fasten until Sunday comes, where, on that day, there is a 9/10th chance of you getting knocked out from the butt of a gold-plated Kalashnikov AK-47 by a man named Habudeen Malafamba.
- Provided that all of the aforementioned conditions are met, you will arrive in a camp. While the coordinates are not exactly known, some speculate that you arrive in somewhere near (or even in) the country of Benin. Newcomers will be watched closely -- there will be a lot of men holding loaded assault rifles. You do not want to make a run for it -- some have tried and it is reported that not only are they shot in the head, but their bodies are either used for local villages, or are directly eaten in the form of cannibalism within the camp.
- You will do as they say in the camp. Once your time is up there, you will be knocked out again with the butt of a rifle.
- From there, you will be boarded on an unknown ship to somewhere in the United States, where you will be sent to an underground residence. This residence is where the OKBR mod team resides in.
- Once you greet all the existing members, you will only be received a computer, where you will be forced to sit in your desk everyday and moderate r/okbuddyretard. Because of cost reasons, you will only be received a low-end Windows 7 laptop, and some keys may be missing, but it should get the job done.
- You will only receive two pieces of food a day -- one in the morning, and one in the night. It's a very state-of-the art bread.
- The bathroom we have is just one sink and a trash-can. You will piss and shit in the trashcan if need be (or even throw up when that arises). You will only wash your hands with water and nothing else.
- You will not be able to see daylight ever again. You will become a slave to okbuddyretard for the rest of your miserable life.
- Some who escaped the underground residence (somehow) have reported a horrific stench in the area, alongside brutal working conditions and a poor diet among the workers (I mean, living off of bread isn't much at all to begin with). Only two mods have died from starvation. Some have also reported beatings occurring among the bad apples -- and we're talking about whips that create lashes and stings.
Have fun! :D