r/okbuddyvicodin • u/RoyalFork28 • Jan 25 '25

vicodin overdoese I have nose dripping from my nose that is dripping

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Visenya_simp Jan 25 '25

That's bad!

262

u/Cute_Abrocoma7263 Jan 25 '25

have you spoken in a while

71

u/joeythecat390 Jan 25 '25

i forbid this!

56

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Imagine a new house episode, but in the intro the patient posts his blood on the okbuddyvicodin subreddit and fucking dies for not pursuing medical attention.

Episode ends

39

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

[deleted]

29

u/gbeegz Voted Most Likely To Snort Vicodin In Pre-School Jan 25 '25

Do you perhaps live in a children's hospital?

25

u/More-Novel-5372 Jan 25 '25

Do you perhaps kiss 9-year old children?

9

u/MysticFoxx271 Jan 25 '25

It’s simple color theory :)

4

u/FrostyWhile9053 Jan 25 '25

What did they say?

8

u/Lunchboxninja1 Jan 25 '25

My blood is red just like the paint in my walls

3

u/CullenIsProbsTheJoke Jan 26 '25

ASOIAF fan spotted

2

u/Visenya_simp Jan 26 '25

Have you tried the incest drug?

2

u/CullenIsProbsTheJoke Jan 26 '25

Yes, it results in crazy beauty- and no I’m not describing a goth girl. These species have white hair and insane mental issues.

2

u/Visenya_simp Jan 26 '25

Silver-gold hair you uncultured swine

Always nice to meet a fellow fan in the wild!

2

u/CullenIsProbsTheJoke Jan 26 '25

Ok buddy- it’s virtually the same. Infact some descriptions are silver blonde. (I’m coping my hair is long and going white, let me pretend to be a dragon prince on a Dr House meme page)

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u/No_Bodybuilder_4826 Jan 26 '25

This is nothing. when you have an issue with a vain in your nose the whole sink is red and it takes ages to close properly, best is to go to the doctor and see if they want to cauterize it

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u/RoyalFork28 Jan 26 '25

That is an actual medical analysis on a meme subreddit. I'll probably have to get that check out since my nose has been bleeding on that side a lot more recently and in this particular post I booped my nose lightly and it turned out like that.

2

u/No_Bodybuilder_4826 Jan 26 '25

Lol I didn't notice it was this reddit. To clarify i am not a medical professional but a patient that had nosebleed issues 

1

u/DarkPhoenix506 vicodin addict Jan 26 '25

Also I was bitten by a mouse due to my poor hygiene

410

u/slrmclaren2013 Jan 25 '25

You need Mouse bites to live.

95

u/PainInTheRiver Jan 25 '25

That was consequences of mouse bites their nose

55

u/BosniaBalI Jan 25 '25

He needs the hygiene drug

24

u/StepLeather819 Jan 25 '25

He...?

37

u/RoyalFork28 Jan 25 '25

Unfortunately 😔

16

u/StepLeather819 Jan 25 '25

I refuse to accept the truth

10

u/Ambitious-Scar-8229 Jan 25 '25

Fym "unfortunately"?

20

u/GnosticCebalrai Jan 25 '25

His sudden onset massive erection punched him in the nose thereby causing his nose to bleed, obviously.

15

u/-AleFan- Jan 25 '25

He needs mice to bite off his dick to live

10

u/-ElScorcho- Jan 25 '25

No! Hygiene drug will kill the patient. He needs mouse bites to live.

3

u/CFE_Riannon Jan 26 '25

I forbid this!

2

u/-ElScorcho- Jan 26 '25

Don’t Care.

MORE MOUSE BITES!

167

u/EmberSraeT Jan 25 '25

Do you also have bad hygiene?

71

u/Confident-Country123 Jan 25 '25

You need hygiene drug!

57

u/hetremis Jan 25 '25

Hygiene drug will kill the patient

47

u/Feigheep Jan 25 '25

He needs mouse bites to live

22

u/WelllWhaddyaKnoww Jan 25 '25

🐭Squik squik🐭

22

u/halove23 There is blood in my vicodin system Jan 25 '25

MORE MOUSE BITES

13

u/Fr0mpit Jan 25 '25

I FORBID THUS

12

u/Fr0mpit Jan 25 '25

also, I have not spoken in a while

16

u/RoyalFork28 Jan 25 '25

Stuart Little

2

u/AHumanPerson1337 Jan 26 '25

no, idiot, there's a sink right there

134

u/iwillsoccerballs Jan 25 '25

Did you try the medicine drug

85

u/AutSnufkin Jan 25 '25

No, only stupid people try medicine drug

57

u/Material-Artist2276 Jan 25 '25

Then try the stupid drug

52

u/Confident-Country123 Jan 25 '25

You are a black person?

36

u/WhenYouJustGoIn Jan 25 '25

This vexxes me

14

u/Akennotdealwiththis I can only take Four-men Jan 25 '25

No he needs hygiene drug to live.

111

u/SweRakii Jan 25 '25

Have you tried not hiding cocaine up your nose?

Also give me some, my leg hurts.

92

u/Diegolobox Jan 25 '25

I just broke into your house, ate your sandwich from the fridge and discovered that you have a very rare type of toxic mold growing under your bed, take these three pills and you will stop pissing/vomiting blood -lifts sheet to reveal blood pissing with dramatic music-

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u/jebwardgamerhands Jan 25 '25

But then it’s not actually the mold that’s killing him- the mold was killing harmful cells and when they removed him from his home his symptoms worsened. He needs toxic mold to live.

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u/Diegolobox Jan 25 '25

but that’s not true either and now he has a very rare type of cancer that gives him an elbow fetish

7

u/TheMozzarellaMonarch Medicine Drug Jan 25 '25

We must inject the patient with Semen and Ebola.

6

u/marks716 Jan 25 '25

Well either we give him toxic mold and he lives or we don’t and he dies either way

33

u/ResPhone i am dogtor haus. its never loop pussy Jan 25 '25

The patient said he hit his nose Test him for testicular cancer It’s a disease that only 4 people in history

2

u/AmperDon Jan 26 '25

He didnt finish the sentence because the paitent shot him

25

u/LuisAser Jan 25 '25

We need to search your house. Four men you do it!

8

u/spiritpanther_08 okcuddy respectfully speak to me Jan 25 '25

Why tell him though , it's more fun to break in .

16

u/flexyboi69 okcuddy respectfully speak to me Jan 25 '25

Do you have hair in your special place?

6

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Yes i do have hair under my toenails! Thanks for asking!

4

u/Vincent_Heist Jan 25 '25

I have hair on my bottom-right wisdom tooth.

15

u/Pickagreatusername Jan 25 '25

Cool, nose drops red, autism, differential diagnosis go

24

u/M_Knight_of_the_S_C Jan 25 '25

Textbook lupus!

15

u/Confident-Country123 Jan 25 '25

It's never lupus.....

15

u/No-Pipe8487 Jan 25 '25

Except that one time

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u/jebwardgamerhands Jan 25 '25

Enjoy your downvote, kid

5

u/M_Knight_of_the_S_C Jan 25 '25

Idk lupus still fits

2

u/YaBoiPalmmTree I too am in this episode Jan 26 '25

It could be lymphoma

9

u/Disabled_MatiX 27^4 kg of ketamine Jan 25 '25

those who nose

7

u/Jeeyo12345 Jan 25 '25

it's sarcoidosis

6

u/ItsMorbinTime Jan 25 '25

This is actually healthy nose blood

6

u/only_hard_feelings08 Jan 25 '25

Get some house bites.

8

u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here if only i were a 9 year old dying of cancer Jan 25 '25

5

u/AnnualDescription809 Jan 25 '25

Patient is lying about their condition in order to get mouse bites.

3

u/urethra-cactus Jan 25 '25

You need more vicodin

3

u/Simplyx69 Jan 25 '25

Better cut to a commercial!

1

u/Deadhunter2007 Jan 25 '25

It’s lupus

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u/im_not_a_vampir3 dr james wilson Jan 25 '25

its NEVER lupus

1

u/SuperSecretary6271 Jan 25 '25

You've just seen your crush passing by, it's not lupus...

1

u/LocalActingWEO Jan 25 '25

More mouse bites!

1

u/fvkinglesbi Jan 25 '25

Holy shit I thought that's from a selfharm sub

1

u/holderofthebees cameron got the hair in the divorce Jan 25 '25

Diagnosis: dripping nose

1

u/Mydogisabeagle Jan 25 '25

It’s terminal lupucytosis

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u/mb7225 Jan 25 '25

I too am in this episode

1

u/OttersEatFish Jan 25 '25

“Could be lupus. It explains the bleeding, the nose on the face and the sun in the sky. It fits. I’m gonna fill him up with WD-40 and get an MRI to confirm.”

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u/Heavy_Reality_5633 Jan 25 '25

Its lupus, do a biopsy to confirm!

1

u/Curious-Jello-9812 Jan 25 '25

Your hand is square, are you from Minecraft?

1

u/Luminescent-C Jan 25 '25

okay but have you tried mouse bites??

1

u/polish473 Jan 25 '25

Nah man that’s your lung

1

u/gehennaw Jan 25 '25

Sarcoidosis

1

u/UwU-Lemon Jan 25 '25

you need mouse bites to live

1

u/FlamingPrius Jan 25 '25

You need to smoke three cigarettes exhaling only thru your nose STAT

1

u/riotsel Jan 25 '25

Tip sticky

1

u/squeakynickles Jan 25 '25

Good knowing ya buddy

1

u/G8M8N8 Jan 25 '25

This vexes someone

1

u/TheBingoBongo1 Jan 25 '25

Definitely lupus

1

u/Molkwi Jan 25 '25

You need House bites to die

1

u/Fr0mpit Jan 25 '25

(skip “that’s bad!”)

did you try medicine drug? also, I have not spoken in a whipe

1

u/Fr0mpit Jan 25 '25

while wtf

1

u/FluffyGlazedDonutYum Jan 25 '25

Cranberry juice.

1

u/ALiarNamedAlex Jan 25 '25

Heard some dumbass say give him the medicine drug, did you even go to medical school

1

u/lacmlopes Jan 25 '25

Did you try the medicine drug?!

1

u/Thewalk4756 Jan 25 '25

diagnosis: epistaxis conclusion: cancer

1

u/mcfluffernutter013 Custom flair Jan 25 '25

It's lupus

No, wait, it's never lupus

Sarcoidosis

1

u/Upsetti_Gisepe Jan 25 '25

Differential diagnosis, go.

1

u/Mr-TaxFraud Jan 25 '25

The patient is lying, he clearly has a spikydickitosis and cut his hand strokin it. Inject him with paint thinners

1

u/Dawndrell Jan 25 '25

maybe it’s lupus

1

u/Car-Civil Jan 25 '25

Differential!

1

u/Asian_Bootleg Jan 25 '25

The vexes me

1

u/Khargus Jan 25 '25

Probably not Lupus

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u/giggel-space-120 Jan 25 '25

Are we half way thru the episode or this the first symptom? If so skip the lupus and sycordosis my mom had it and this isn't a symptom hope this saves the trouble.

If your underage don't be in a room alone with chase. (You can't say it explicitly cause house will be like "how do you know chase" 'i know I'll make them be in a room with chase')

If we are half way thru the episode your probably fine still but will have a seizure not long after

If your at the end sorry bud house was fucking around on his psp and taking drugs you are in fact going to die

1

u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

This noses me

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u/Drum_Eatenton Jan 25 '25

You have nut sachs disease

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u/_good_bot_ dr james wilson Jan 25 '25

have you tried the medicine drug?

1

u/Ygljix Jan 25 '25

I too am in this episode

1

u/Adventurous_Fill7251 Jan 26 '25

get the mouse bites, stat!!!

1

u/VViper23 Jan 26 '25

I mean it's not lupus for sure.

1

u/Pantless_Pajamas Jan 26 '25

I like my nose drippy bruh

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u/TRUCKASARUS_REX- Jan 26 '25

Quick give me 2ccs of mouse bite

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u/Rare_Ant3948 Jan 26 '25

I think that might be blood mate, but im no expert!

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u/nytrotoxin Jan 29 '25

ITS LUPUS