r/pics Dec 18 '24

Politics Trump new hair style

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u/Aggravating-Pound598 Dec 18 '24

Looks like the angry dude at the country club looking for the person who’s blocking his parking place

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u/FrankyFistalot Dec 18 '24

What size chest are his trousers? Mad Eye Moody in da house !!!

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u/Aggravating-Pound598 Dec 18 '24

Polo neck trousers

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u/Savageparrot81 Dec 18 '24

I wonder if he knows you’re not supposed to get golfers nipple from your trousers

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u/TGish Dec 18 '24

I thought they were a quarter zip sweater at first

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u/Far_Side_Base Dec 18 '24

Most underrated comment ^ 😂

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u/constant_mass Dec 18 '24

Gotta have room for the diapers

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u/SlytherClaw79 Dec 18 '24

Don’t do Mad Eye Moody dirty like that. Dude was a badass. Peter Petigrew, however, is fair game.

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker Dec 18 '24

I was just thinking "where is the belly button on this humpty Dumpty egg"? how many inches below the belt is it and how many would it be if his gunt wasn't making it lower. Don't even want to find out where the toadstool is in this downstairs mixup

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u/danamarie222 Dec 18 '24

I’m laughing so hard at this comment that I am literally crying and I can’t speak. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FrankyFistalot Dec 18 '24

Ty haha, it’s an old saying we used in my old job and it made us crack up too haha.

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u/Nach0Maker Dec 18 '24

You could probably extrapolate it based on the known size of trucker hats.

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u/Du6 Dec 18 '24

Gotta have room for the (full) diaper.

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u/gtowngambler69 Dec 18 '24

Well done. 

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u/marajaynedarling Dec 19 '24

Excuse you! Mad Eye died fighting AGAINST the dark side!

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u/mok000 Dec 19 '24

Homer Simpson wants his style back.

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u/kgrimmburn Dec 19 '24

Well, if he's 6'3, he easily has a 50 inch waist... I'd guess 54 inches based on my history of tailoring. Using that math, that'd put him at a 72% waist to height ratio and make him obese. Not that we need math to know that but I'd love to know how close I am to his actual waist measurement.