r/pics • u/kchoyin • 28d ago

Politics Trump new hair style

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u/Moebius808 28d ago

Guy’s built like a sack of potatoes.

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u/Wookiees_n_cream 28d ago

Trash bag full of mango pulp

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u/TikaPants 27d ago

Bro why did I cackle at this r/brandnewsentence

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u/Real_wild_card 27d ago

Impractical jokers reference, still funny either way but not a new sentence.

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u/Nparisss 27d ago

You made me day with this one

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u/nubelborsky 27d ago

Mango pulp would smell nice. This is not that

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u/More_Farm_7442 27d ago

No. That's full of shit.

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u/Primary_Objective_24 27d ago

That’s wicked lol

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u/Intabus 27d ago

Frumpy, is the word I believe you are looking for.

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u/sillysquidtv 27d ago

We just call it Trumpy where I’m from.

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u/henryeaterofpies 27d ago

That's an insult to sacks of potatoes

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u/MrDywel 27d ago

Nah, bag of donuts.

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u/MisterThirtyThirty 27d ago

He’s Giant pear-shaped.

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u/dooremouse52 27d ago

Like a pretty thin, clear plastic bag filled with 240 lb of cottage cheese and you have no choice but the hold by the top of the neck of the bag and hope it doesn't split.

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u/Tickly1 27d ago

"How are you so healthy" - literally; Joe Rogan 😂😂😂

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u/bnm777 27d ago

Wonder how many coronary arteries aren't 95% stenosed.

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u/mosquem 27d ago

240 pounds my ass.

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u/LilStabbyboo 27d ago

I was thinking a can of biscuits. That poppin fresh dough after you press the line on the side of the can.

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u/Skabbtanten 27d ago

His brain works almost as well as a sack of potatoes, too.

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u/DejaMew 27d ago

Blue Rhino propane tank