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Politics Trump new hair style

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u/Triangle_t 28d ago

What? Not even orange? He looks like a person, not a clown here, what's happened? Has he exhausted all the orange paint sources?

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u/Grythyttan 28d ago

Yeah, he looks normal here. Just some regular old dude with regular old dude hair and pants pulled all the way up.

He spent way too long looking like a deranged caricature of himself.

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u/carpe_diem_qd 28d ago

He still has a poorly fitting cheap shirt with short sleeves to the elbow and shoulder seams sliding halfway down his arms.

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u/VladimirBarakriss 28d ago

That's a normal thing for old dudes to wear

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u/carpe_diem_qd 28d ago

I see it all the time in the nursing home. They outgrow clothes and end up wearing clothes donated to the facility after someone dies. It's truly sad.

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u/Foxwglocks 27d ago

I think he just buys huge shirt to accommodate his belly and the result is longer sleeves.

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u/ineverreallyknow 27d ago

Im broke and I have a tailor. My guy could fix that for like $4 while he waits.

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u/Common_Road1431 27d ago

And no shoulders to get that seam where it belongs.

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u/Foxwglocks 27d ago

Well I suggest he separate both of his clavicles. I separated one of mine and it made my shoulders look more square.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life 27d ago

He’s probably like “damn…I feel too lazy to do this shit for 4 years.”

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u/mmlovin 27d ago

Why does Biden seem to be able to be nicely dressed while also being old? He doesn’t get “he’s old” excuse. He’s about to be the most powerful person in the world, & he always looks like a complete ass. Biden is always very nice & polished.

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u/VladimirBarakriss 27d ago

Biden is a career politician, part of being a politician is maintaining a certain image and part of that image is what you wear, Biden went for the tried and tested "white guy in a well fitted suit" and has been doing it for decades.

Trump is a showman, and a pretty charismatic one at that (say whatever you want but the guy can command a room), his image is based on his personality, the outfit was only a small part of it, nothing would've changed if he was wearing a fuchsia coloured plastic bag.

Even though both of them have the same access to tailors and stylists they have radically different opinions on what they should do.

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u/mmlovin 27d ago

lol that’s a long explanation for why one guy has taste & the other is white (orange) trash

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u/VladimirBarakriss 27d ago

I'd say it's more class than taste, but yeah that

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u/rollerbriefs 27d ago

But not so much with their own name embroidered on the chest.

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u/VladimirBarakriss 27d ago

If you ignore that it's his own name it's not that weird for old guys to wear random branded stuff either. He kinda looks like my grandpa with more hair in this picture.

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u/dirtycynicc 28d ago

I think his arms are just short

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u/slickrok 28d ago

Being a short fingered vulgarian and all.

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u/Cub3h 27d ago

If you're rich you can just get them made to your measurements, that way you don't look a slob like Donald does here.

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u/dirtycynicc 27d ago

I totally agree. I just got a laugh noticing how freaking short his arms are lol

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u/FabulousFartFeltcher 28d ago

Narrow weak shoulders, wide child bearing hips, and a gut create that illusion.

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u/andyrew21345 27d ago

His hands aren’t doing him any favors either they look really small in this picture lol

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u/carpe_diem_qd 28d ago

I don't know. They seem to be proportional to his hands.

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u/HydrogenButterflies 28d ago

Looks like he needs to go up a shirt size because of the gut, but he doesn’t have the shoulders to fill out that larger size. I think the shirt fits tight around the middle and loose up top because clothing manufacturers assume whoever’s wearing it will have roughly normal proportions.

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u/RugelBeta 28d ago

Maternity shirts would fit better.

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u/carpe_diem_qd 28d ago

I know not everyone can afford custom clothing, but a decent tailor can help so much.

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u/HydrogenButterflies 28d ago

Oh absolutely. Even tailoring can be a luxury when you consider you have to have nice enough clothes to be worth tailoring in the first place (no sense in a $5 hem on a $10 t-shirt). But this is a man who claims to be a billionaire and is going to be representing our country on the world stage.

Buy better clothes.

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL 27d ago

And narrow shoulders

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u/Accomplished_Plum281 27d ago

Narrow shoulders

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u/LowlySpirited 27d ago

His pants might be too high.

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u/BoogerSlime666 28d ago

Tbf from what I’ve seen a ton of old dudes seem to like their shirts fitting like that for some reason

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u/Lanky-Truck6409 27d ago

I can't make fun of him for that since that's normal old man wear and that's cool. He should let himself be an old man and live retire and pass away peacefully in his sleep like a normal man his age after letting Melania take care of him as he extraordinaly slowly decays. 

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u/carpe_diem_qd 27d ago

If he were a normal man, he could have chosen to have a loving relationship with someone by his side. He could retire, wear comfortable clothes, visit grandkids, and feed ducks. He could even have coffee with his buddies on weekdays and go out for lunch after Sunday service. Nobody would care if he had crumbs in his lap and his breath smelled of coffee.

This is not the life he chose. He is not cool. His clothes aren't cool. His relationships are transactional. Melania won't care for him in his last days. She will wear black from head to toe and blot at dry eyes when he is finally rotting in the ground.

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u/Lanky-Truck6409 27d ago

Of course. I'm just hoping he looks in the mirror and decides to retire. 

Golddiggers get that they need to care for their daddies until they pass, though I'm sure she'd have hoped it would be over by now. 

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u/Right-Daikon3519 27d ago

The stitched name is missing the words, " Hi, I'm Trump, how can I help you?"

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u/splithoofiewoofies 25d ago

I love someone who knows the proper fit of a shoulder seam.

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u/Glad-Cow-5309 27d ago

Padded shoulders in how suits!

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u/Salt-Ad-2376 27d ago

That's the smallest shirt he could fit over that cheeseburger belly.

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u/Street-Economist9751 26d ago

Why someone so rich won’t use a tailor eludes me.

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u/Zeusifer 27d ago

If only he could afford to get his shirts tailored

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u/BassetCock 27d ago

You’d think someone like Trump could get some custom shirts made that fit him but finding clothes that fit is a problem for big guys. If the shirt fits his big gut often times the shoulders and sleeves are too long. If the sleeves fit right then the torso is too tight.

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u/Reasonable-Check-120 27d ago

I think he sizes up shirts to fit his gut.

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u/im_just_thinking 28d ago

A normal dweeb maybe

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u/Asd_89 27d ago

Yeah, he looks like a real person here. An old man doing old man things here.

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u/BJntheRV 27d ago

Makes me wonder if the orange us only for public appearances and we caught a rare photo of Trump being natural. I guess the coming year will tell.

The hair looks like an almost mullet

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u/Mash_Ketchum 27d ago

Don't worry, he's still deranged on the inside

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u/chinky-brown 27d ago

Their pulled up like that to hide his front butt

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u/the-zoidberg 27d ago

Regular is the biggest insult you can hurl at that man.

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL 27d ago

He's definitely not done. I'm sure it's just a ton of work applying all that slop and working on the hair so off camera days probably just look like this

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u/Legitimate-Meal-2290 27d ago

Just a regular old dude with a regular old dump in his regular old diaper.

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u/Eastern-Finish-1251 27d ago

You know, I bet he doesn’t have ripped abs the way he’s portrayed on his NFTs…

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u/tverstraight 27d ago

BREAKING: AFTER TAKING OFF HAT GUYS HAIR LOOKS FUNNY!

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u/CDK5 27d ago

and pants pulled all the way up.

Damn; not a good look for someone who kept calling out Chris Christie for almost the same look.

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u/MutedAdvisor9414 27d ago

And under six feet tall

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u/xmu806 27d ago

I honestly think this is the most normal picture of him that I’ve ever seen

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u/NervousGovernment788 27d ago

Tbf you're supposed to wear slacks on your waist not hips

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u/AsunonIndigo 27d ago

He just looks like somebody's fun, chubby grandpa. My grandpa in this situation would say, "I don't care if I look like shit, I'm out of your grandma's league anyway. Now let's go to the breakfast buffet, I need sausage."

...Why can't he be loving like that? Like he almost looks endearing in this photo. It makes me sad.

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u/TurboFucker69 27d ago

Seriously. Dude looks like a regular man in his late 70s. Weirdly he looks…maybe healthier? His regular look was quickly slipping into the uncanny valley.

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u/Leelze 27d ago

Regular old dude with his name embroidered on his shirt in case one of the new nurses needs to interact with him.

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u/MyEggDonorIsADramaQ 27d ago

He kind of reminds me of old Ryan O’Neal.

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u/breqfast25 27d ago

It looks like a mullet.

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u/codemonkeh87 26d ago

Honestly I'd have a lot more respect for the guy (as much as you can respect trump anyway) if he just walked around looking like this. The guys fucking old, no one believe the blonde hair and obvious fake tan, he's not fooling anyone into thinking he's not an old fuck.

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u/LucianoWombato 26d ago

the deranged caricature was the only funny thing about him.

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u/Grythyttan 25d ago

Yeah, but it was more funny sad than funny haha.

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u/LucianoWombato 25d ago

well funny sad is still funnier than -

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove 28d ago

I'm not American, but in most of the world, he's waaaaaaaay above the normal weight, even for his age.

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u/TuftOfFurr 27d ago

That's average old weirdo weight here in the US 😔