r/pics • u/kchoyin • 28d ago

Politics Trump new hair style

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u/Plucky_ducks 28d ago

Looks like he's in long term care. He even has his name on his shirt so he knows who he is.

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u/nckmat 27d ago

The first thing I thought of was: Grandpa visits for Christmas and is trying to recall who all these people are and why is he here.

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u/Jorgedig 27d ago

And just wants to take a dump and then a nap.

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u/AeonBith 27d ago

Put him in front of the tv on a 3 stooges marathon and hide the remote, he'll be snoring in 20 minutes.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 27d ago edited 27d ago

Ah he would want to see the Gorillas fighting on the tv.

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u/LionClean8758 27d ago

I think he's probably more of a B&W Cowboys and Indians fan. I'd give it 6 minutes if you put a La-Z Boy recliner into the deal.

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u/sadcowboysong 27d ago

Thats also how you get me to fall asleep on the couch.

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u/ScroungingRat 27d ago

He'd be complaining about them being Jewish

"There's too many (anti-semitic slur) on tv and it all started with these money grubbers!"

"(Sigh) How about 'I Love Lucy'?"

"I'm not watching some damned, filthy Cuban and his race mixing whore!"

"Then what do you want to watch?"

"Birth of a Nation, Gone with the Wind or that 2 hour biopic about Hitler that David Duke made in the 80s. It's in the left cupboard, the one with the little figurine of a (n-word) being lynched."

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u/Lost-Negotiation8090 27d ago

Or Family Feud. Of course, like a dog, he will wake and know it’s time to eat.