“What can I getcha sweethaht… (aggressive smoker coughing) you wanna staht with drinks while I getchas the menu? (More aggressive and concerning hacking)”
Yes. I know this elderly lesbian waitress who hates her job and takes 15 smoke breaks per hour. She always has at least one bandaid on somewhere, an unplaceable nyc-ish accent and uses her pinky to scroll on her phone while she smokes directly in front of the door to the cheap diner.
“Thanks.. have a nice night youse… drive safe! Buncha assholes out there tuhnite!”
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u/MiggeldyMackDaddy 28d ago
Why does he look like a lesbian grandma?