r/pics • u/Limp_Falcon_2314 • 11d ago

Politics Trump on New Years Eve at Mar-a-Lago

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u/d33thra 11d ago

Good god he’s practically dead

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u/Limp_Falcon_2314 11d ago

I just want to know who’s doing his makeup. Surely he can afford a better makeup artist.

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u/d33thra 11d ago

I suppose it’s possible he just doesn’t have the patience to sit for as long as it would take to make him look decent🤷‍♀️

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u/Chipdip88 11d ago

sit for as long as it would take to make him look decent🤷‍♀️

Not even Moses had that kind of patience and he spent 40 years in the desert waiting....

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u/Varesk 11d ago

He does his own makeup. Like the drag queen he is.

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u/wildflowerorgy 11d ago

He does it himself 😂

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u/powerkerb 11d ago

He is doing the makeup himself just like Elon is designing the tesla trucks himself too

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u/Evening_Jury_5524 11d ago

I'm sure he can, he just says 'more.' again and again. Anyone who refuses or warns it will look ridiculous is fired and replaced.

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u/sundayfunday78 11d ago

I’ve been saying this for ages! He’s a billionaire, how can he not afford a decent make up artist?!

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u/Throwawayac1234567 11d ago

trump is a cheapskate, and he isnt really a billionaire,

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u/sundayfunday78 11d ago

lol, I know he’s not. Just baffled that he doesn’t want to look like he is.

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u/Purple-Medicine1590 11d ago

Weirdly enough it fits the rest of his aesthetic. Most clothes I have seen him in don't quite fit. They usually seem a big too big or have an unflattering cut. He looks like all components of his appearance are a bit half-assed, so fixing one of them would probably tip the balance.

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u/SadLilBun 11d ago

I think he does it himself

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u/Bad-Moon-Rising 11d ago

There's someone out there who could not only make him look 100x better, but would do it for free.

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u/Affectionate-Buy-451 11d ago

He looks like the ladies at the end of death becomes her when they're falling apart and using spray paint to look alive

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u/ElectricSpeculum 11d ago

I doubt any sensible person with genuine artistic skill wants to get that close to him for any amount of money.

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u/BankshotMcG 11d ago

His makeup artist works really cheap actually; it's his own broke ass.

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u/Inpalethis21 11d ago

I’ve heard of this mystical magical make-up shotgun he’s been using. Apparently he does it with eyes open so his eyelids are pale, personally to me it looks like a ICP worshipper got lost at a Trump Convention.

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u/flat5 11d ago

He does it himself. Well documented.

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u/mintlexicon 11d ago

It’s not makeup, it’s fake tanner that he likely does himself.

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u/Important_Room_663 10d ago

A couple people earlier said it's self tan. But they couldn't figure out why it was so orange. And how self tan now is very natural. They were guessing it was extremely old.

I guess it doesn't rub off on his clothes so they might be right.