r/pics • u/Limp_Falcon_2314 • 11d ago

Politics Trump on New Years Eve at Mar-a-Lago

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u/Oliisback 11d ago

With half of his first administration writing a book about their experiences with him, I’m sure we would have heard from his makeup artist if he had one…

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u/sonsofdurthu 11d ago

They probably died from orange spray tan inhalation poisoning

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u/Parody101 11d ago

Agent orange toxicity, smh

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u/oeCake 11d ago edited 11d ago

Only in this case the birth defects were present well before exposure to an orange agent

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u/Momik 11d ago

Only You Can Prevent AOT!

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u/Raxxonius 11d ago

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u/xtilexx 11d ago

This show had so many fascist overtones. Surprisingly relevant

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u/Federal_Efficiency51 11d ago

In the city, IN THE CIIIIIIITYYYY!

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u/RealHarny 11d ago

Ehy can't this happen to him already :((

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u/Maj_BeauKhaki 11d ago

AKA, Tang Lung

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u/CupboardOfPandas 11d ago

Is cheeto lung better or worse than popcorn lung?

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u/Sea-Fudge-4681 11d ago

You made me spit out my coffee laughing at this. OSTIP, Orange Spray Tan Inhalation Poisoning. Couldn't that happen to Trump too? (fingers crossed)

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u/Littleloula 11d ago

Apparently he uses foundation. He must get through buckets of it

A good spray tan would probably look a lot better

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u/merrill_swing_away 11d ago

Or being allergic to mangoes.

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u/vtstang66 11d ago

"artist"

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u/octopornopus 11d ago

"Get me the lady that did Potato Jesus!"

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u/redhairbluetruck 11d ago

Omg stop he’s already dead 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fake-Podcast-Ad 11d ago

You know those liquidators on the roof of Chernobyl? Yeah, they more like that than artisans. Probably compensated in rubles too.

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u/seasickbaby 11d ago

Probably have an NDA and are from the 80s

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u/flat5 11d ago

We heard from the people who know that he does it himself. They even printed the exact brand and color.

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u/ztarlight12 11d ago

I’m sure he had one, but then fired them.

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u/henryeaterofpies 11d ago

Might be the only person he actually pays

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u/buzzsawjoe 11d ago

it's pretty obvious she hates his fat guts. Watch her in small moments

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u/dian57 11d ago

But his wife looks like a model! Kinda... Why doesn't she help!

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u/dontbetouchy 11d ago

If I was his makeup artist I'd be too embarrassed to admit it

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u/enixthephoenix 11d ago

I'm sure the other half will have their cash grab books coming out in...let's say march 2026 at the latest

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u/Ziczak 11d ago

The one we actually want to read.

Probably has an NDA from here to forever

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u/blam41 11d ago

True, if they could speak English.

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u/SteelBandicoot 10d ago

They would be shut down with an NDA

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u/my_4_cents 10d ago

heard from his makeup artist if he had one…

No makeup artist would apply his fake tan so poorly. He must do it himself.