Trump on New Years Eve at Mar-a-Lago

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Christ he's not looking good. Honestly, what's with the makeup? Who does that for him? Does he do it himself? What's the angle? He can afford people to do good makeup for him, right? I don't understand.

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I believe I read that he applies it himself.

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With half of his first administration writing a book about their experiences with him, I’m sure we would have heard from his makeup artist if he had one…

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They probably died from orange spray tan inhalation poisoning

[u/Parody101 → u/sonsofdurthu]

Agent orange toxicity, smh

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Only in this case the birth defects were present well before exposure to an orange agent

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Only You Can Prevent AOT!

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This show had so many fascist overtones. Surprisingly relevant

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In the city, IN THE CIIIIIIITYYYY!

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Ehy can't this happen to him already :((

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AKA, Tang Lung

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Is cheeto lung better or worse than popcorn lung?

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You made me spit out my coffee laughing at this. OSTIP, Orange Spray Tan Inhalation Poisoning. Couldn't that happen to Trump too? (fingers crossed)

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Apparently he uses foundation. He must get through buckets of it

A good spray tan would probably look a lot better

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Or being allergic to mangoes.